welcome to my lair.
Hi. I'm Spade. Nice to meet you. unless your some social phobic freak. Then its not so nice on your side. Which sucks for you. Now for a little bit about me. What is defined as little, anyways? I dunno. I don't think anyone knows. But, if you do, feel free to tell me. And the rest of the worldd. I don't think that scientist have figured that out yet. Now your probably thinking that I'm some crazy lady with too much time on her hands. I'm not denying it. I am. Oh, I am. It's fun, though. You should try it sometime. Anyways, I don't like sushi. It's disgusting with all it's little raw fishies and stuff. And then the seaweed? I mean, I know it's healthy and all, but COME ON! It's disgusting. I don't get how people stand it. On that note, my stories are going under a major overhaul but will hopefully be back up shortly. Thanks!
-Spade
Stories I'm working on:
T.T.L.O.K.B.
Crimson High
The Guardians Of Melecintia
S.M.A.
Of Angels and Amnesia
Hiatus:
Guardian: Black Jack
Updates:
October 20th:
My stories are going through a major makeover. So watch out! their going to be coming back full force and with more typos than ever!
1. Full Name: S.B.M.
2. Nicknames: Shanny, wolfy, werewolf, Spade, hey you!
3. Birthday: April 5th
4. Place Of Birth: A hospital
5. Zodiac Sign: uh... which one? I have about 5.
6. Male Or Female: Psh. How should I know?
7. School: Gaither
8. Occupation: The incredible job of doing NOTHING.
9. Residence: Some where over the rainbow.
10. MSN Screen Name: Psh. MSN sucks
_Your Appearance_
12. Hair Colour: Brownish Orangish Blondish and every other color of the rainbow mixed together
13. Hair Length: Neckish
14. Eye Colour: I don't know. It varies.
15. Weight: 152lbs. on the dot.
16. Height: 5 ft. 7 in.
17. Braces?: Nope
18. Glasses?: Reading
19. Piercings: one on each ear
20. Tattoos: I wish
21. Righty Or Lefty: Righty
_Firsts_
22. First Best Friend: Nai
23. First Award: Don't remember
24. First Sport: Baseball
25. First Pet: A dog.
26. First Real Vacation: Ugh. I don't know.
27. First Concert: No idea
28. First Love: Lief
_Favourites_
29. Movie: Erm... Howl's Moving Castle!
30. TV Programme: Drools over 'Smallville'.
31. Colour: Onyx!
32. Rapper: Blech.
33. Band/Artist: Don't make me choose! Wails
34. Song Right Now: See above
35. Friends: I'll get killed. No way.
36. Sweet: Lollipops
37. Sport: Tennis!
38. Restuarant: Boston Market!
39. Clothing Brand: Uh... Does the thrift store and occaisonal Wal-mart count?
41. School Subject: Reading
42. Animal: Kitties
43. Book/Author: Aw, how bout all of them?
44. Magazine: What's a magizine?
45. Shoes: My comfy Vans.
_Currently_
46. Feeling: Like I wanna kick some bloody arse
47. Single Or Taken: single, due to my boyfriends death.
48. In love: with one of my best friends.
49. Eating: My tongue
50. Drinking: My spit?
51. Typing: Gee... I dunno...
52. Online?: Yes
53. Listening To: Crikets outside my window
54. Thinking About: Pluto
55. Wanting To: Kick someone
56. Watching: The computer screen?
57. Wearing: Jeans/T-shirt
_Future_
58. Want Kids?: Aw, fuck no
59. Want To Get Married?: Psh. like bloody hell.
60. Careers In Mind: Floutist
61. Where Do You Want To Live: Somewhere over the rainbow. (preferably without Florida heat.)
62. Car: One that doesn't guzzle gas.
1 - My ex...
Frankie
2 - Maybe I should...
Clean my room
3 - I love...
Skippy
4 - People would say that I'm...
A disorganized, psychotic, homicidal puppy dog.
5 - I don't understand...
Anything
6 - When I wake up in the morning...
I throw my alarm clock on the ground.
7 - I lost...
My sanity
8 - Life is full of...
Arse kicking
9 - My past is...
Dreary.
10 - I get annoyed when...
I don't take my pills
11 - Parties are...
noisy and stupid
12 - I wish...
My fucking headache would go away.
13 - Dogs...
Are smelly
14 - Cats...
Are my best friend
15 - Tomorrow...
Is another failed attempt at life.
16 - I have low tolerance...
For people
17 - If I had a million dollars...
I'd probably stare at it, not knowing what the fuck to do with it.
18 - I'm totally terrified...
Spiders
NUMBAH B+
1 - YOUR REAL NAME:
Shannon
2 - YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name and 'izzle')
= Shaizzle. Blahh
3 - YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favourite colour and favourite animal)
= Silver Cat. Nice.
4 - YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you live on)
= Bay Splitlog
5 - YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first)
= McGSha
6 - YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (your second favorite colour, and favourite drink)
= Black Orange Juice...
7 - YOUR IRAQI NAME: (second letter of your first name, third letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, second letter of your mum's maiden name, third letter of your dad's middle name, first letter of a sibling's first name, and last letter of your mum's)
= Hgymwaa cough
8 - YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (your parents' middle names)
= Dawn Howard
9 - YOUR GOTH NAME: (bloody and your pet's name)
= Bloddy Skippy. Real Goth.
Ah... It's over...
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