Hi everyone! I'm Spork-a-Rific.

You can call me Peanut or Sammy or whatever the hell you wanna call me.

I'm a spaz with awful mood swings (aka "I'm a teenager")

I'm cynical with little patience for stupidity, or anything else for that matter, (but I'm fairly stupid myself)

Thanks for reading--

FOOLED YOU!

I don't have any stories up yet.

I'm fifteen; I'm female.

Current Favs: Sweeney Todd; The Dark Knight; Murder by Death (band); The Green Mile (book, but the movie's pretty good too)