Dude, Seriously.

Hola, Aloha, Bonjour, Hello, Haii, Konichi Wa, Good Day.

My pen name is Vacancy. You can call me that or any variation thereof. I'm a bit melodramatic and have been told I'm endearing. My family drives me nutso but I adore them anyway, and my friends are near and dear. If I Author Alert you or Favorite a story of yours I really, REALLY adore it.

I review everything I read.

You should too.

You simply cannot beleive how much joy I find in that REVIEW ALERT e-mail. It's not normal.

Oh, and by the way, I'm a girl. I know it's a little weird to point that out at this point but it just felt strange not to have my gender specified.

Anyway, send me a PM if you're interested, want to talk or collaborate on summat!

Love Y'all!

- Vacancy

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1. Album Art » reviews

Rachel liked the anonymity of the clubs, how none of your past shadowed you, whispering warnings to the people you spoke with. It didn't matter if you were beautiful or not the way it did in broad daylight—though for less commendable reasons.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,380 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-14-08 - Published: 2-24-08

2. Carmine Carmen reviews

Just a three-stanza poem I wrote about loving something evil and not being sure about it loving you back. Romance and angst - how you'll come to predict this from me.

Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-23-08 - Published: 2-23-08