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| That Green Gentlewoman |
Author has written 26 stories for General, Love, Biography, Life, Humor, Romance, Politics, Horror, Sci-Fi, General, and Fantasy. "The most wonderful thing in life it to be delirious and the most wonderful type if delirium is being in love" - Yevgeny Zamyatin Hi. I'm Alexandra. I'm 18, live in NYC, and enjoy writing. I used to be known as The Tree of Life and Shadow, but that was back when I was emo and depressed and in lust. Now, I am neither of those things, so I figured a change of name was in order. I shall the miss the name, but it's time to move on. I love to read, write, listen to music, and watch movies. I don't like physics. Don't read my poetry. It's depressing and kinda horrible. Except for "The Murder", which is cool, if I do say so myself. "First Kiss" isn't too bad either. everything else is shit. My stories are better, and I'm going to make a fantastic effort to update them. I can't make any promises though, so bear with me. Listening to: Pandora internet radio. Go there. Seriously. ALSO: check out my favorite authors and stories. there are some really cool people out there: RoseLife, The Suicide Nation, Jack Argyle, and a whole bunch of others! READ THEM TOO!! Why? Because I said so. 2.9.2010 I'm a loser. I admit it. I haven't updated in months. I feel like all those other people who've abandoned Fictionpress to its doom. Those people upset me. I am going to do everything in my power to post more. Poke sometimes so I don't forget :) | |||||||
1. Travels and Tales » reviewsThis is what frienships are made of: from mud pies and bullies, to elaborate pranks and revenge... In conjuction with The Candlelight Hour's Travels and Tales, and based off of Zephyrine's Guide to Writing. Read and review please!Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,311 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-16-10 - Published: 3-30-102. From Me to Thee, With All My Love and Thine » reviewsThe thoughts, rants, obsessions, secrets, and desires of a struggling psuedowriter. And if you think that battling senioritis isn't a struggle, you are very much mistaken. Read and review please!Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-28-10 - Published: 3-10-103. Death and all His Friends » reviewsA story about Life, Love, Hope, Happiness, Kindness, Death, Murder, Greed, Despair, Revenge, and the girl who fell in love with someone she shouldn't have, bringing tragedy and chaos upon them all.Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,196 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-3-09 - Published: 7-25-094. Zephyrine's Guide to Writing » reviewsZephyrine's Guide to Writing or the Adventures of a World Traveller. Rich French snobs, Aztecs, romance, canoeing, writing programs in New York and travelling all around the world...letters between two friends telling of their adventures and mishaps. R&R!Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,411 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-1-09 - Published: 7-26-095. To Whom It May Concern » reviewsThe tale of how several people's lives are thrown together as a consequence of one man's actions. I'll be posting in short, possibly daily snippets.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-9-08 - Published: 6-30-086. How To Be A Woman » reviewsA man's man wakes up one morning to find that God did indeed smite him. Will he be able to handle the discrimination, period pain, and most of all the SEX? I don't think so...Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-1-087. Diary Of An Emo Kid » reviewsThis is the story of my life. That is, if anyone is interested.Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,369 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 6-26-08 - Published: 11-4-078. The Inferno reviewsno one hears you scream as you lie broken. and no one will.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-27-08 - Complete9. Shall I Comare Thee to a Summer's Day? reviewsWe had to rewrite the classic poem without using any figurative language. I cheated : This is what i came up with.Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-25-08 - Complete10. Sightless reviewsAntiutopian story about the future of America when it is conquered by Europe and subject to a social experiment, controlled by a very hitleresque government. Just a prologue so far.Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-11-0811. Some Boy » reviewsThe story of a girl who swore that she would never fall in love a few weeks before falling in love. T for language. on hiatus, and possibly discontinuedFiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-24-07 - Published: 11-22-0712. The Book Of Fears » reviewsEveryone is afraid of something.Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-19-07 - Published: 12-16-0713. I Am A Statistic reviewsno matter what you do, you are a statistic.Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-16-07 - Complete14. We Are Human reviewsWhat constitutes a human being?Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-15-07 - Complete15. Makeup reviewsmascara bleeds out through my eye...Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-26-07 - Complete16. If You Want People To Value Your Sanity » reviewsWell, the original title didn't fit, so it's actually things not to do if you want people to value your sanity. so far the list is short, but i'll expand on it later.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-22-07 - Published: 11-12-0717. Wishing Is Useless reviewsI wrote this at school, when i was really depressed because of HIM. Wishing is useless. My wishes never come true.Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-22-07 - Complete18. How A Cappuccino Machine Works reviewsWarning: do not try this at home. And if you already have, i hope you feel better knowing that you are not the only one.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-7-07 - Complete19. Care reviewsmaybe if someone showed me they cared, I'd be a better person.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-6-07 - Complete20. First Kiss reviewsWhen i share my first kiss, i just hope that i won't miss...the lightest poem i have ever postedPoetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-6-07 - Complete21. Gone reviewsForget when you were happy. She's gonePoetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-3-07 - Complete22. Every Time reviewsI watch as my blood crashes onto the linoleum floor...Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-1-07 - Complete23. Eyes reviewsHis eyes kill me ever so slowlyPoetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-8-07 - Complete24. Pieces reviewsHide your heart before it's too late...Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-8-07 - Complete25. You are nothing reviewsThis ought to make you feel better if you're suffering from a breakup.Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-23-07 - Complete26. The Murder reviewsA prisoner during the middle ages awaits his gruesome fate as he hangs from a squeaky cage with rusted hinges. And all the while the murder is silently watching... my favorite of all my poems.Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-16-07 - Complete
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