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since: 07-03-07, id: 573812, Profile Updated: 11-03-09
country: United States
Author has written 24 stories for General, Love, Biography, Life, Humor, Romance, Politics, Horror, Sci-Fi, General, and Fantasy.

"The most wonderful thing in life it to be delirious and the most wonderful type if delirium is being in love"

- Yevgeny Zamyatin

Hi. I'm Alexandra. I'm 18, live in NYC, and enjoy writing. I used to be known as The Tree of Life and Shadow, but that was back when I was emo and depressed and in lust. Now, I am neither of those things, so I figured a change of name was in order. I shall the miss the name, but it's time to move on.

I love to read, write, listen to music, and watch movies.

I like physics.

Don't read my poetry. It's depressing and kinda horrible. Except for "The Murder", which is cool, if I do say so myself. "First Kiss" isn't too bad either. everything else is shit.

My stories are better, and I'm going to make a fantastic effort to update them. I can't make any promises though, so bear with me.

Listening to: Pandora internet radio. Go there. Seriously.

ALSO: check out my favorite authors and stories. there are some really cool people out there: RoseLife, The Suicide Nation, Jack Argyle, and a whole bunch of others! READ THEM TOO!! Why? Because I said so.

11.3.2009: I haven't updated in ages, I know, and I'm sorry for anyone who is actually interested in anything I might be posting. I signed up for NaNoWriMo though, so Death ought to be updated often during the month =)

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1. Death and all His Friends » reviews
A story about Life, Love, Hope, Happiness, Kindness, Death, Murder, Greed, Despair, Revenge, and the girl who fell in love with someone she shouldn't have, bringing tragedy and chaos upon them all.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-3-09 - Published: 7-25-09
2. Zephyrine's Guide to Writing » reviews
Zephyrine's Guide to Writing or the Adventures of a World Traveller. Rich French snobs, Aztecs, romance, canoeing, writing programs in New York and travelling all around the world...letters between two friends telling of their advetures and mishaps.
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-1-09 - Published: 7-26-09
3. To Whom It May Concern » reviews
The tale of how several people's lives are thrown together as a consequence of one man's actions. I'll be posting in short, possibly daily snippets.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-9-08 - Published: 6-30-08
4. How To Be A Woman » reviews
A man's man wakes up one morning to find that God did indeed smite him. Will he be able to handle the discrimination, period pain, and most of all the SEX? I don't think so....
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-1-08 - Published: 7-1-08
5. Diary Of An Emo Kid » reviews
This is the story of my life. That is, if anyone is interested.
Biography - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 6-26-08 - Published: 11-4-07
6. The Inferno reviews
no one hears you scream as you lie broken. and no one will.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-27-08 - Published: 5-27-08
7. Shall I Comare Thee to a Summer's Day? reviews
We had to rewrite the classic poem without using any figurative language. I cheated : This is what i came up with.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-25-08 - Published: 5-25-08
8. Sightless reviews
Antiutopian story about the future of America when it is conquered by Europe and subject to a social experiment, controlled by a very hitleresque government. Just a prologue so far.
Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-11-08 - Published: 2-11-08
9. Some Boy » reviews
The story of a girl who swore that she would never fall in love a few weeks before falling in love. T for language. on hiatus, and possibly discontinued
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,519 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-24-07 - Published: 11-22-07
10. The Book Of Fears » reviews
Everyone is afraid of something.
Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-19-07 - Published: 12-16-07
11. I Am A Statistic reviews
no matter what you do, you are a statistic.
Complete - Politics - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-16-07 - Published: 12-16-07
12. We Are Human reviews
What constitutes a human being?
Complete - Politics - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-15-07 - Published: 12-15-07
13. Makeup reviews
mascara bleeds out through my eye...
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-26-07 - Published: 11-26-07
14. If You Want People To Value Your Sanity » reviews
Well, the original title didn't fit, so it's actually things not to do if you want people to value your sanity. so far the list is short, but i'll expand on it later.
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-22-07 - Published: 11-12-07
15. Wishing Is Useless reviews
I wrote this at school, when i was really depressed because of HIM. Wishing is useless. My wishes never come true.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-22-07 - Published: 11-22-07
16. How A Cappuccino Machine Works reviews
Warning: do not try this at home. And if you already have, i hope you feel better knowing that you are not the only one.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-7-07 - Published: 11-7-07
17. Care reviews
maybe if someone showed me they cared, I'd be a better person.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-6-07 - Published: 11-6-07
18. First Kiss reviews
When i share my first kiss, i just hope that i won't miss....the lightest poem i have ever posted
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-6-07 - Published: 11-6-07
19. Gone reviews
Forget when you were happy. She's gone
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-3-07 - Published: 11-3-07
20. Every Time reviews
I watch as my blood crashes onto the linoleum floor....
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-1-07 - Published: 10-1-07
21. Eyes reviews
His eyes kill me ever so slowly
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-8-07 - Published: 9-8-07
22. Pieces reviews
Hide your heart before it's too late...
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-8-07 - Published: 9-8-07
23. You are nothing reviews
This ought to make you feel better if you're suffering from a breakup.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-23-07 - Published: 8-23-07
24. The Murder reviews
A prisoner during the middle ages awaits his gruesome fate as he hangs from a squeaky cage with rusted hinges. And all the while the murder is silently watching..... my favorite of all my poems.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-16-07 - Published: 8-16-07
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