Name: You can call me Elphaba or Elphie, but that isn't my real name.

Birthday: Pearl Harbor Day (Yes, embrace the suckishness of headlines that say 'Pearl Harbor Day Remeberance' on your birthday. THANK GOD it's not 9/11!)

Location: "So if you care to find me, look to the western skies. As someone told me lately, everyone deserves a chance to fly."

I have no idea what to put here. If you really want to read a profile (which I doubt you want to, very much) then look at my fanfiction.net homepage with the same username.

I just recently removed the evolution essay. It was good... For the sixth grade self that I was when I wrote it. :P Now there's a lesson, kiddies, your old writing will always suck in your oppinion, and everyone elses.

Speaking of writing that sucks: www.scalzi.com/whatever/004175.html Click it. Read it. Better believe it.

My philosophy: Anything you do is worth doing, as long as it doesn't cause permanent damage. It'll provide writing inspiration.

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1. Text Message Terror » reviews

Ruby and Ashley meet online as Vanessa and Kaye. What happens when they become worst enemies in the real world, not knowing that they're Vanessa and Kaye in the cyber world? R&R. CHAPTER 6 NOW UP!

Young Adult - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,999 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 4-22-08 - Published: 8-4-07

2. Fondling Your Muse reviews

A short story about what happens when Alice innocently buys a book called Fondling Your Muse and makes the mistake of bringing to school. R&R!

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-18-08 - Published: 1-18-08

3. Arms reviews

Take me up a tree!” yell my long withered arms, With their timetelling companion, Trembling at the speed of light. Please R&R

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-29-07 - Published: 8-29-07

4. Why You Should Never Trust a Letter From a Popstar reviews

When Cate and Lizzy seemingly recieve an invitation to a popstars birthday party, They're really excited. But what happens when the invitation turns out to be a hoax?

Complete - Kids - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-26-07 - Published: 8-26-07

5. Strange Day in July reviews

Faith strictly doesn't believe in magic until her brother skips a rock in a weird way. R&R. Inspired by the Harris Burrdick Pictures. Oneshot. Please R&R.

Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-8-07 - Published: 7-8-07