Name: You can call me Elphaba or Elphie, but that isn't my real name.
Teen ink people (cuz I know that turnitin is probably going to tell you that the person who submitted Fondling Your Muse plagerized this source): I was the one who submitted Fondling Your Muse. It was not plagerized, unless someone other than me submitted it, because, yanno, it IS a pretty fawesome story, if I do say so myself. I wouldn't blame people for wanting to copy it. ;)
Birthday: Pearl Harbor Day (Yes, embrace the suckishness of headlines that say 'Pearl Harbor Day Remeberance' on your birthday. THANK GOD it's not 9/11!)
Location: "So if you care to find me, look to the western skies. As someone told me lately, everyone deserves a chance to fly."
I have no idea what to put here. If you really want to read a profile (which I doubt you want to, very much) then look at my fanfiction.net homepage with the same username.
I just recently removed the evolution essay. It was good... For the sixth grade self that I was when I wrote it. :P Now there's a lesson, kiddies, your old writing will always suck in your oppinion, and everyone elses.
Speaking of writing that sucks: www.scalzi.com/whatever/004175.html Click it. Read it. Better believe it.
My philosophy: Anything you do is worth doing, as long as it doesn't cause permanent damage. It'll provide writing inspiration.