Me? I'm an 18-year-old college (female) freshman who is majoring in procrastination. (I don't think I've written anything since '09 and really need to start again). In order to successfully procrastinate, I spend hours lurking on Facebook, MLIA, and Fictionpress, hanging with my friends, and playing my guitar. I'm not only an Internet junkie; I really do love to write(I just...haven't), read, listen to music, go to concerts (yay for moshpits! so fun...but so painful the next morning), and play with animals (especially kittens, so damn cute and fuzzy! :3). My friend calls me a "failgoth" because I like small furry animals, and shiny things--despite wearing nothing but black and having a few tattoos and piercings-- but who doesn't? Like kittens and shiny things, I mean.

Epic/Dumb Quotes:

"That's a badass feather. I want to eat it". --My friend Darlene

"I thought white sapphires were supposed to be blue." --Me

"You mean Quebec isn't a country?" --My sister

"I need to drink more drinks!" --My friend Lauren

"The North Pole can't be real, because that would mean Santa Claus is real." --A girl in my friend's brother's class.
When told that the North Pole does in fact exist: "So Santa is REAL!?"

"I thought you just cracked open a tree trunk and there was paper rolled up inside." --the North Pole girl's sister

"How many hours are in the longest day of the year?" --My friend Erin

Me and Erin talking to my manager:
Manager: -describes how she and her siblings don't look anything alike-
Me: "Maybe your mom slept around with your dad?"
Manager: "I don't think so. I have my dad's temper."
Erin: "Maybe your dad slept around with your mom?"

So my sister has a friend who has a habit of raiding our pantry whenever she comes over.
Friend: Do you have anything to eat in here?
Sister: Want some Ovaltine?
Friend: What's Ovaltine?
Sister: You know what's in a Whopper, right? (By this she means the candy). They sometimes put in milkshakes. That's what it tastes like.
Friend: -disgusted- Why would you put a hamburger in a milkshake?

One weekend, I went to two metal concerts with some friends. I was so sore. "It hurts to nod". -- Me

"You're as badass as a fudge fish in my ice cream." --My friend Mike

My stories:

Tough Guy and a Teacher's Pet:

A twist on the good girl, bad boy story. She's Valedictorian; he's an ex-gangster from New York. Is the school ready when two different worlds collide? There are only two possible outcomes: either they destroy the school or each other. It's anyone's game--but he knows how to use a gun. My first story on Fictionpress. Complete but is now undergoing construction.

In the rewrite, Jennifer is more a trapped, performing animal than an eager little goody-two-shoes. Cameron is, well, Cameron. Same sweet lovable guy.

Cameron Only with black hair, slightly longer, and an eyebrow piercing

Jennifer Picture may change

Alicia Picture may change

Damien Picture him in more gangster clothes and with a lipring

Still Looking for pictues of Darryl, Phoebe, and Ryan. More characters may be added.

Giving Them Hell

On temporary hiatus. Read and your own risk--it goes according to the original version of TGAATP.

Sequel to Tough Guy and a Teacher's Pet. Amazing. Four - five months have passed since Jennifer and Cameron first met. Not only have they survived, but they're actually a couple! Can such a rocky romance last? They seem to think so but the world doesn't. Trust issues, secrets, skeletons falling out of the closet--nothing out of the ordinary. Now add a girl who is inhumanly obnoxious, super judgemental parents, and Cameron's perspective on some things.

The Other One

My baby. Only one chapter left... :( Current count: 24/25 May be revised however.

Clashing twins. One "Gothic" + One "Preppy" = one fierce sibling rivalry. Answer + One Sarcastic Musician + One Persistent Football Player=One hell of a school year!

Now that I've thought about it, it seems like there is a double meaning to the title "The Other One". Meaning 1: Sawyer and Alexa. Alexa always feels inferior to Sawyer--and is treated as such. Or so she believes. She strives to become her own person. Meaning 2: Alexa can't quite settle down with one guy and is constantly wondering what her life might be like if she was to date the other one.

Alexa Not quite how I described her, but I like the picture a lot

Sawyer

Luke

Still looking for everyone else!

The Girl With a Boy's Name

Chapter 10 Up!

Smitten with a gorgeous guy, a tomboy tries to break away from the long-term image she's earned as "one of the guys". Is it possible to undo years of being one of the guys? Can she learn to act--and fight--like a girl as necessary? She sure as hell is going to try. But will her efforts be enough or will she only ever be a close friend?

Jake Picture him with dark brown hair and green eyes.

Found her! Kyle

Keep Your Enemies in a Headlock

Sadly I'm taking a break. I'm completely stuck on ONE part. My first M/M story. I'm pretty excited about broadening my horizons.

Upon coming out to his family, fifteen-year-old Matt is condemned to the wrestling team by his father to "man up". Unfortunately, his plan to "de-gay" his son isn't going to work. While Matt pretends to be straight, both for his own security and to satisfy his father, there is just too much temptation. He gets to spend a lot of time up and close with a lot of attractive guys, including his arrogant-but-gorgeous crush/rival Jason Brady. And then there is the stunning champion from a rival school...In spite of all this distraction, Matt's wrestling isn't suffering. He's going to do whatever it takes to get in the ring with the champion.

A young kid's struggle to find love in a very prejudice environment and acceptance with himself and his sexuality.

Matt

Brady