Oh dear, I think I hate writing out profiles more than I hate anything.
I don't like to talk about myself personally. It's not as interesting as I'd like it to be.
So let's play it up.
Let's pretend I'm a survivor from a toxic waste explosion, and now I must live through everyday life with some horrible genetic mutation. And to this day I live in the Toxic Waste Dump behind the fence, and one day, someone threw out their old computer and me, being the genius I am, put it together and made my own solar powered model. It works by night because of some unknown force which I like to call "stealing electircity from thy neighbor"
See, that's a hell of alot more interesting then saying: "'ello there old chap. My name is ____
and I'm from ____ I enjoy _____ ..." see how boring that is? Just reading that can cause even the most boring bloke in the world to pass out, melt all over his keyboard and evaporate into the stratosphere. So we, as human beings have to add spice and smoke and mirrors to make ourselves look interesting to those who need action and drama in their pathetic lives.
Now that that's said and done, let the reading of my hideous creations commence.
-CC
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