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LOCAtion: United States, The Southern Carolina.

ABOMInations: President Osama Obama. Hairy Big Toes, and hippos with hair in their mouths

Foods: Chicken. Sushi. Salad. Yogurt. Popcorn. Granola. Plastic.

IN-STREW-MENTALS: GETAR, PEANO, DERUMS.

So you don't know what hit you? But you just had to click on our page?!

Well this is The one and ONLY Witty And Wings All About US! Ah,

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My name is Witty.

Her Name is Wings.

All of our mano eh mono stories are written towgetha.

And really we are not redneck - which I'm sure some would beg to differ - We live on our own planet, buy our own shoes, and think with our own brains. Even if we do occasionally name them and talk with them as if they will talk back. There isn't anything that we have to hide except our naked rear ends, and there isn't anything that we wouldn't like to say except "DON"T VOTE FOR OBAMA!" but oops... I just believe we said that. ;D

So with all due respect! Live!

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1. I Had A Date With The Devil » reviews

You," Cavin looked at her in the silky lavender dress, "Have a date, at..." he looked at his frozen wristwatch, "three Am." She stared at him, confused. "With who exactly?" Cavin smiled, his demon and heart breaking smile. "The devil babe, the devil."

Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,863 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-4-08 - Published: 7-17-07

2. Stupid Cupid » reviews

Your stupid cupid!"She yelled furiously into nothing. A few by-strollers stared at her bewildered. "Excuse me," she said to them, trying to hide as much embarressment as possible. The wind picked up, blowing the hair out of her face. Yet no response came.

Mythology - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,672 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-4-08 - Published: 7-16-07