"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living.
The world owes you nothing. It was here first."
Mark Twain
"Nothing is more beautiful than you wearing only the moonlight and my kisses."
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Likes: Semicolons, Nutella, coffee pumpkin muffins, pumpkin pie, pumpkin bread, pumpkin cookies, pumpkin flavoured things in general, cranberry juice, empty calories, being skinny
Dislikes: Milk, bad poetry, teenagers, most people on this website, comma splices, bad grammar
Hello, I'm The Furtive Oubliette, and I'm a recovering vegetarian; I've been off tofu for eight months now.
Now, on to more serious matters. I absolutely detest bad grammar. If I flame you for bad grammar, take it as a compliment that I actually gave your story the time of day. Most times, I skip over stories on this website for the mere fact that someone was stupid enough to give themselves a pen-name related to the Jonas Brothers or another teenage band. Somebody, please, shoot me.
However, if you write well, I will praise you for it, should I have the time.
Gender: Female
Soda: Dr. Pepper or Root Beer
Favourite food: Pumpkin Pie with Cool Whip
Television Show: Law and Order: SVU, or Burn Notice
Voice Part: Second Soprano. Oh the counter melody.
I haven't been as active as I should have, and for that I apologize. My rabbit got sick, I drastically changed my writing style, and I managed to lose my iPod, which has most everything saved on it.
Empty Calories are epic.
Random Crap About The Furtive Oubliette
I refuse to recognize words before 'Acrimonious' and after 'Zygote'
Minesweeper is my anti-drug
I'm an elitist. My friends are better than your friends.
I am an ectomorph born of two mesomorphs
I will only eat rye toast. All other toast will be ignored
I'm mean, have you noticed?
I've managed to break my already broken arm tripping up the stairs
I'm really, really girly
I got my toe stuck under the door, ripped my toe open and managed to keep my stockings perfectly intact O_o
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