Updated 11/02/08

YOU KNOW WHAT?! The clutter has gotten to me. I've decided to do the following:

Put all of my short stories that are less than 700 words into FLASH; put all of my short, finished plays into Chokepoint. I plan on completely revamping Entering Polaris-- organizing the poetry, rewriting some poems, etc. Adding a few more poems to the Kumpania, which is... ah... going to be redone so that it has a Table of Contents and includes poetry and short stories. And then the rest of my short, completed stories are going to be compiled into another isolated area. My novellas and planned novels, as well as my unfinished play, The Palms of Good Fortune, will remain as stand-alone works. If they're going to be over 10,000 words, or if they have multiple chapters... then they can roam wild and free. I may start uploading some of my essays as well, and put them into a collaboration called Morality: Finger Lickin' Good & Other Works. Obviously, "Capitalism Killers!" will end up in there, revamped, and I have a few more little existential romps to include.

I may just include a Table of Contents with (I love Star Trek: First Contact SO MUCH) all of the compilations, so that I can include a brief synopsis of each work. So that, you know, lost people won't end up in a story they could REALLY CARE LESS ABOUT! Not that people really read my stuff anyways, lol. I shalt force them!

Anyways, my apologies for the HUGE mess that will be my page for awhile. Never know though, I may get it all done tonight and tomorrow. HAH. (Walks away, distracted by baking garlic bread.) See? Told ya.

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1. Morality: Finger Lickin' Good & Other Works »

Compilation of articles, starting OF COURSE, with the ever-famous essay on cannibalism that everyone apparently likes. They at least appreciate the premise, if nothing else.

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,165 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-11-08 - Published: 11-2-08

2. Entering Polaris » reviews

Poetry of terrible existentialism and sappy, unrequited love. And how that causes murderous rage. ...Actually, I did this not to be a jerk, so that pretty much all my poetry was in one area... and doesn't clutter the front page.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 50 - Words: 9,311 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-10-08 - Published: 9-12-07

3. Chokepoint »

A collection of previously uploaded plays. New ones periodically added.

Play - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-5-08 - Published: 11-2-08

4. Like Locutus »

Short story collection including such titles as Apex Predator, blahblahblah, blahblah blahblah- Just read it, seriously.

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,267 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-2-08 - Published: 11-2-08

5. FLASH »

Want to read a story within a few minutes? Right here is a collection of stories that you can read in ten minutes or less. Every ficlet is less than 700 words. Guaranteed?

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-2-08 - Published: 10-27-08

6. The Palms of Good Fortune

Nancy finds herself in Hell with Nikola and Salvador, as well as Salvador's translator. While she knows she belongs there, she knows she cannot stay either. Will she find a way out, into either oblivion or salvation?

Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-24-08 - Published: 10-24-08

7. God, You Can't Fire Me, I Quit »

The Narrator has decided to leave this world, and is recounting vivid details of why. Story is complete, but adding the four other chapters as I see fit due to length or possible revision.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-10-08 - Published: 7-10-08

8. Capitalism Killers! Article Trilogy »

Discussion of advertising to children, offshoring practices, and disloyalty of companies to their workers.

Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-4-08 - Published: 1-4-08

9. Kumpania »

Poetry, most of the Shadow Seller and her exploits, about the lovely race of the Kumpania.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-8-07 - Published: 12-8-07

10. The Ballad of Anareta Acronycal »

She works at a bookstore, she shops at the supermarket, and what's this? Lucifer, Leviathan, and a few other unsavory Risens have decided she's coming close to being either abducted or assassinated... I think I'd prefer shopping and working to that fate.

Supernatural - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,924 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-24-07 - Published: 7-24-07

11. Naught Division »

Damson was lovestruck, Charan was ... well, a jerk with a PhD. Let's hope they can both survive in their new world and not get fed to the duellos.

Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,607 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-24-07 - Published: 7-24-07

12. Limerance »

Charlie meets up with longtime friend Maureen, not realizing she is going to ask him to do the hardest thing he has ever been set with. All the while, her increased presence brings back old memories of her respected determination and forbidding nature.

Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,314 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-23-07 - Published: 7-23-07

13. The Uncharted Sol

The things man does when they don't challenge orders, the things the Kumpania observe so that they will know what they are up against in humanity.

Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-22-07 - Published: 7-22-07

14. Baroque reviews

The Shadow Stealer has brought himself entertainment to the mansion.

Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,033 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-21-07 - Published: 7-21-07