"It is human to make mistakes. But I must admit maybe I have been a little too human."

I'm Mandy. I'm a 18 year old sarcastic, vulgar, perverted and awkward young lady living in Melbourne, Australia.

I'm pale and have big boobs.

You will notice a lot of my work contains foul language, adult themes, sex, drugs, alcohol, smoking and the odd gay or lesbian. If you find any of those offensive, shut the fuck up and get off my page.:)

I tend to upload and then delete a lot of my work. I try and constantly improve my work. Sorry if it irritates you.

I'm always up to hear opinions, ideas or hate mail.

Heres my Formsping & Tumblr:

www. formspring. me. com / Lumberjack

www. laceandlovebites. tumblr. com

(Just take out the spaces)

I hope you enjoy my work.

(FORMERLY KNOWN AS MANDY THE LUMBERJACK)

UPDATE: 14/08/2010

3:11AM

So I recently updated One Too Many, one of my most popular stories. And over the past few days I'm thinking about the direction I would like to take this story...

To put it simple, If the success of One Too Many still stays strong...

I plan to do a sequel.

Hurrah!

I have already started writing notes (Even thought One Too Many is no where near finished yet) But I reckon it will be a fucking awesome sequel. Although, I can tell you know, many of you will not be happy with the last chapter of One Too Many. I'm not gonna spoil it ;D

I should roughly say there is probably either 4-6 Chapters left to One Too Many and only God fucking knows when they will be done!

Like I have said in the past, opinions & ideas are always more than welcome with me.

As for my side projects, I hope you like them. They aren't perfect or finished because I have been concentrating on OTM a little more, but each should have at least one Chapter added before the end of next month.

Stay tuned my pets.