Hey everyone! I am your average outta-the-blue writer trying to change the world with her death ray given to her by SpongeBob Squarepants. Yeeeaahhhh... or not.

I love writing and painting. Those are my basic two super awesome hobbies that I cherish and ADORE. The best thing happened to me today! I asked my dad if I can paint the roof to out new house. He actually said YES!! No I am not kidding. To him it doesn't matter and I guess my mom didn't care. So if your on google earth anytime soon and see this house that RADIATES awesomeness, you'll know where I live.

Okay, I'll make yall a deal. For every reveiw you give me, I'll reveiw one back. A scrath my back and I'll scratch yours thing.

Oh and by the way, for all you people who love fashion theirs this awesome website called polyvore.comand over there you can mix 'n match clothes! Not in the cheap annoying way either! If you do happen to go there search for The Zimmer (me).

Have a happy read!

Because of that awesome person who has said that I should indeed continue OBEBP I just might do it :.

But I still think that The World According to She is my work of art. Its a work in progress ;)

Oh, by the way, go and visit smile.i.like.cheese. She is awesome. I swear. Her story blew my brain out of my butt! Its not what I usually read but I DEFINITELY suggest giving it a shot!

Haha! Did ya get my pen name? Amjizin'? Am jizing! AHahahah!! I'm so funny i think i wet myself!!

Yeah okay, that was lame :/. Ah well. I bet SOMEONE out there apreciates my humor. If you are that someone who has laughed at that joke, you MUST contact me. Your too damn sexy not to!