I'm sure the ONLY thing you want to know about me is that I will review you if you review me (if I haven't reviewed you first...) But just in case, here is a few quick things about me:

(1) I was conceived on the floor, and I want to die in a bed (2) The day I was born was the day the FDA approved a blood test for AIDS (3) I live in a town whos name translates as "Lard"

Currently on my mind: It's so soon...Just wait for me...

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1. I'll Be Here Awhile » reviews

All good relationships are built on trust, so let’s think outside the box and just lie to each other. Two strangers, Anna and Warren, become sudden roommates due to Warren's sudden, tragic, and concocted amnesia.

Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,589 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 5-13-08 - Published: 2-16-08

2. I Love You reviews

I want to hold your hand, regardless.

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-30-08 - Published: 3-30-08

3. Religion reviews

I'm not sure where I belong.

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-30-08 - Published: 3-30-08

4. What You Mean To Me reviews

Our love isn't epic, but it means something to me.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-30-08 - Published: 3-30-08

5. My Best Friend reviews

We all admire our friends, don't we? But she is too beautiful.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-30-08 - Published: 3-30-08

6. The Player reviews

Even if it is one night, it is meaningful. Much deeper, even, than life alone.

Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-28-08 - Published: 2-28-08

7. To Be With You » reviews

Tony moves to Korea to face his past, but immediately falls in love with a handsome man he's been chosen to remodel. Kang Ta, Tony's cousin, tries to overcome the death of his partner by falling in love with a local rock star. MM slash

Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,922 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 2-14-08 - Published: 1-2-08

8. Jesus Saves reviews

Well, not always

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-7-08 - Published: 2-7-08

9. Fathers and Sons reviews

There is much different about us, but so much the same

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-4-08 - Published: 2-4-08

10. Let's Part reviews

I can't say goodbye to my wife, so I'll make her say goodbye to me

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1-5-08 - Published: 1-5-08

11. Backstreet Boys 2001 Black and Blue World Tour reviews

The school shooting

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-5-08 - Published: 1-5-08

12. Christmas reviews

I'm not sure of the true meaning

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-24-07 - Published: 12-24-07

13. Addiction reviews

Give me some better methods of stopping

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-24-07 - Published: 12-24-07

14. BFF reviews

Beach Front Funeral

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-24-07 - Published: 12-24-07

15. Super Hero reviews

It's always been my dream, but being an adult has shaped it a little

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-14-07 - Published: 12-14-07

16. My Boyfriend reviews

He has an eating disorder

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-14-07 - Published: 12-14-07

17. I Love, Love, Love You reviews

At least, I wanted to.

Complete - Family - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-5-07 - Published: 12-5-07

18. Welcome To The Universe » reviews

Love, death, art, gender issues, cakes, and condoms...Welcome to the universe.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,695 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 12-4-07 - Published: 8-4-07

19. Epitome of Rejection reviews

Sometimes you need to fight for what you want

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-25-07 - Published: 11-25-07

20. With Time reviews

Time heals all wounds. The cure could be worse than the wound though.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-22-07 - Published: 11-22-07

21. See Me reviews

Quickly, before I am ahead of you

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-20-07 - Published: 11-20-07

22. Karma reviews

If you want to leave me, leave me. Don't betray me.

Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-19-07 - Published: 11-19-07

23. No One Even Notices reviews

Pedophilia doesn't change, neither do people

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-28-07 - Published: 10-28-07

24. Nigger reviews

I like the word.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-26-07 - Published: 10-26-07

25. Date Night reviews

Everyone is attracted to different things, but I think Im alone in this.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-26-07 - Published: 10-26-07

26. My Father reviews

I want so badly to not know you as well as I do, but its too late now

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-8-07 - Published: 9-8-07

27. I Don't Like You reviews

You wont like me much once reading this, Im sure

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-7-07 - Published: 9-7-07

28. Goodbye My Love reviews

One man awakens to find the lover that had left him seven years ago. [MM]

Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-5-07 - Published: 9-5-07

29. I Can Wait For You reviews

We make more sense then you seem to know, but I can wait for you

Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-1-07 - Published: 9-1-07

30. I Could Love You More reviews

Everyone has different needs, can I tell you mine?

Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-27-07 - Published: 8-27-07

31. That's So Me reviews

I've graduated from Baby Gap

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-27-07 - Published: 8-27-07

32. What What, Where Where reviews

If you are without, I am within

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-23-07 - Published: 8-23-07

33. Once Upon A Time reviews

And I lived happily ever after.

Complete - Fable - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-16-07 - Published: 8-16-07

34. Cyber Love reviews

Even simple love can get an upgrade

Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-16-07 - Published: 8-16-07

35. Happy Birthday reviews

Its a humble party, as per usual

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-16-07 - Published: 8-16-07

36. Justin Timberlake & Glitter Glue reviews

A few of my favorite things, or so they tell me

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-16-07 - Published: 8-16-07

37. Thin Walls reviews

For unlawful carnal knowledge.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-16-07 - Published: 8-16-07

38. Bathtub Fun reviews

Its always fun when you are in the tub

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-7-07 - Published: 8-7-07

39. Just A Second reviews

Sometimes we are in situations that have very few options.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-5-07 - Published: 8-5-07

40. You'll Care About Me reviews

Everyone tries to make others care about them. We all have our ways of doing it.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-4-07 - Published: 8-4-07

41. Because I Love You reviews

A love beyond skin deep.

Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-4-07 - Published: 8-4-07

42. Why? reviews

Betrayal ends what wasn't real to begin with [MF]

Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-4-07 - Published: 8-4-07

43. Valentine reviews

A man is put in jail for defending the rights of his people and tries to help the son of his jailor [MM]

Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-4-07 - Published: 8-4-07