Sports Quote of the Moment:
“What comes out hot doesn’t always stay hot. I know because I eat bagels in the morning.”
-Shaquille O’Neal on the Heat’s comeback win over the Celtics
Iron Maiden
n. 1) A medieval instrument of torture consisting of an iron frame in the form of a person in which the victim was enclosed and impaled on interior spikes.
2) The best band EVER (as I discreetly hint here, I am a huge Iron Maiden fan).
Sports Jerk of the Moment:
Pac-Man Jones-
For being an ass and starting wrestling while you're suspended from the NFL. You're just going to get beat on like a drum, you douche, and your whole promising NFL career will be ruined even more than it already is.
Worst Pick-up Line of the Moment:
“If I could remake the alphabet, U and I would be right next to each other.”
I swear I’m gonna use that one time, just to check out the effect it has.
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I was bored and all the white space was starting to annoy me so I decided to put together something in about 5 minutes and stick it in here. As you can see, I'm a total sports and music buff. I have to wonder if anybody ever even reads this stuff, though. At least I haven’t stooped to the level where I’m describing my weight, eye color, dating status, favorite things to do on a foggy day, and 17th favorite TV show. It’s probably only a matter of time now, people…(I'm joking, I really hope I never sink to that level)
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