1. Full Name: Hysterical Mirth

2. Nicknames: Mirth, Mi-chan, Gin, Mimi

3. Birthday: September 25

4. Place Of Birth: North America

5. Zodiac Sign: Libra

6. Male Or Female: Blessedly female

7. School: The fifth! I plead the fifth!

8. Occupation: Unemployed

9. Residence: Parent's House

10. MSN Screen Name: I'm not into IM

Appearance

12. Hair Color: Dyed black with brown roots

13. Hair Length: Got it cut. It's now down to my chin.

14. Eye Color: Dark brown, sometimes blackish looking if I'm feeling particularly morbid

15. Weight: Twenty pounds more than I can stand

16. Height: 5' 04''

17. Braces?: Never!

18. Glasses?: And contacts too

19. Piercings: Once upon a time... before they closed back up.

20. Tattoos: Must... be... legal...

21. Righty Or Lefty: Righty

Firsts

22. First Best Friend: Heather

23. First Award: Not sure... Swimming?

24. First Sport: Horseback riding

25. First Pet: A parakeet named Hansel (Cute little bugger too!)

26. First Real Vacation: Too little to remember

27. First Concert: Never been to one, but I performed in one when I was twelve

28. First Love: Gosh, lesbian or straight?

Favorites

29. Movie: Princess Mononoke or Howl's Moving Castle

30. TV Show: House

31. Color: Lilac/lavender

32. Rapper: Gah!! -ears bleed-

33. Band/Artist: I really like Frou frou and Blue October and Alizee

34. Song Right Now: Dear You by Vocaloid

35. Friends: Julia, Heather, Bobbi, Savvy, and myself

37. Sport: None

38. Restaurant: Chili's

39. Clothing Brand: I don't pay attention

41. School Subject: Concert Band or Art (Drawing)

42. Animal: Horses (If I could I'd turn myself into one)

43. Book/Author: Incubus Dreams by Laurell K. Hamilton

44. Magazine: Don't read those

45. Shoes: Anything comfy

Currently

46. Feeling: Laaaazy

47. Single Or Taken: Single

48. In love: With anything that'll hold me

49. Eating: Nothing

50. Drinking: That too

51. Typing: -facepalm-

52. Online?: Yesh

53. Listening To: Full Moon wo Sagashite by EternalSnow

54. Thinking About: Updates, OMG, updates

55. Wanting To: Sleep with my imaginary BGW (Best Girlfriend in the World(SHUT UP! I know I'm obsessed))

56. Watching: The computer screen?

57. Wearing: Jeans and a t-shirt

Future

58. Want Kids?: I'm not carrying them in mah belly

59. Want To Get Married?: Heck, why not, once gay marriage is legalized in my state

60. Careers In Mind: Psychologist or Author

61. Where Do You Want To Live: Somewhere that's PERFECT

62. Car: Something sleek and pretty

More Stuff:

1 - My ex...

You have to date to have exes

2 - Maybe I should...

Go to school instead of being a pansy ass

3 - I love...

MANGA, YAOI MANGA

4 - People would say that I'm...

really bitchy

5 - I don't understand...

the purpose of great minds torturing us with useless algebraic equations

A complete mystery to me:

6 - When I wake up in the morning...

I groan like a zombie and try to remember what wonderful dreams I was having

7 - I lost...

my wallet (and all the gift cards in it too)

8 - Life is full of...

bullshit

9 - My past is...

pretty sick, but boring, shit

10 - I get annoyed when...

my brother breathes

11 - Parties are...

for the simple minded

12 - I wish...

for a warm body to snuggle up with at night

13 - Dogs...

disgusting, but cute (if I'm not the owner)

14 - Cats...

piss all over the place

15 - Tomorrow...

will kill me

16 - I have low tolerance...

for sleep (only get it to dream)

17 - If I had a million dollars...

I would invest it and live off it as long as I could without getting a job

18 - I'm totally terrified...

of dead bodies (animals, human, or otherwise)

NUMBAH B+

1 - YOUR REAL NAME:

Courtney

2 - YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name and 'izzle')

= Couizzle

3 - YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite colour and favorite animal)

= Lilac Horse...?

4 - YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you live on)

= Elizabeth Bastain

5 - YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first)

= Adara (That's sort of cool)

6 - YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (your second favorite color, and favorite drink)

= Silver Sprite

7 - YOUR IRAQI NAME: (second letter of your first name, third letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, second letter of your mum's maiden name, third letter of your dad's middle name, first letter of a sibling's first name, and last letter of your mum's)

= Oezuhbr (... Bless you?)

8 - YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (your parents' middle names)

= Anne John

9 - YOUR GOTH NAME: (bloody and your pet's name)

= Bloody Suki

Story Status:

Inopportune Moments: Working on the seventh chapter. Chapters 1-4 have been edited and replaced. Working on editing chapters 5 and 6 now before submitting chapter 7.

Things Can Happen: A silver fox is sacrificed to the God of the Lake, who just so happens to be an octopus with a merman for a concubine. So, where does the fox fit in? This will be posted after the tenth chapter of Inopportune Moments. Contains MPREG and YAOI.

Only the Best: Aliens have invaded. That's right, invaded. And it's my job to escape, along with what's left of my family, so that we can return to earth and help fight against the invaders. If only I could stop falling in love with the alien that's supposed to be my master and doesn't seem to know my name is "Freya" and not "slave". This will be posted after Inopportune Moments is finished. Contains YURI and minor bits of YAOI.