Name: Well, it certainly isn't D.M. Coffin.
Age: Old enough to know better
Likes: Ice cream, 18th century war movies, Cannons, cool uniforms, Elves, Dragons, Unicorns, Tricorn Hats (actually own one!), Swords, Horses, Light Cavalry, the word Muffin, the Malfoys, Beckett, Tall Ships, Naval Warfare, and Marching Band.
Dislikes: Eggplant, Ron Weasley, Action Movies, Mel Gibson, Balrogs, the concept of 'Heavy Dragoons', Robespierre, Younger Sisters, Lecturing Family Members, Mary-Sues, People who accuse Non-Sues of being Sues, and people who hate Marching Band.
Books: Lord of the Rings, the Master and Commander series, The Discworld series, The Harry Potter Series, The Silmarillion, Wicked, The Secret Life of Bees, an Jane Austen.
Movies: Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, all three Pirates of the Caribbean movies, The Patriot, Master and Commander, anything made of a Jane Austen book, and The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
COMING SOON TO THIS PROFILE
These three stories will make up my Agranian Wars trilogy.
GOONS
Regula Fenthrop doesn't want out, she wants in. In to noble society, that is. Changing herself into a lovely Royal Dragoon Lieutenant named Andromeda Medrow just might be the window she needs. It's a long way to Colonel, however, especially when the rest of the society girls in the regiment want that post too. Add romance, court scandal, and two psychotic Colonels into the mix and you have an uphill battle that a former barmaid just might be able to win.
NAVY GIRLS
When Admiral Grinesse comes to the sudden and unwelcome realization that she, too, can become pregnant out of wedlock, her hand is the first to be raised to go on that year long mission to North Mierca (With Colonels Skadron and Medrow in tow, of course.) Lord Arkin, however, would like to see his ring on that hand before she gets herself killed. Perhaps he can accomplish this--- if he can catch her.
OLD CAMPAIGNERS
The Overseas Colonies have decided that they have a God-given warrant to rebel against the Agranian Empire and its Polytheism. It's not exactly Andromeda and Jarim's idea of a honeymoon, but wars must be fought, even in a land so bizarre that it only lets men join the army. And what on earth do they think they're going to govern themselves with if they do gain independence?
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I'll get to these ones eventually, I swear.
THE JAVELIN
It started with a fight, then a phone call. "Your father and I have reported the car stolen. You'd better hope we find you before the cops do." Now running away has higher stakes than ever for Leah Markis, who's trying to avoid jail, a mental hospital, or both. When four British revolutionary war officers wind up in the back seat, a desparate road trip to Nantucket in a gas-guzzling stick shift gets a whole lot more interesting.
THE HUNTRESS
They say that lightning only strikes in one place. When one bolt manages to strike every band kid at the Oceanside School District Band Competition, they're fairly sure it wasn't lightning. Especially when it stuck them on a ship in the middle of the Caribbean, three hundred years in the past. Now they have to deal with an inept Admiral, a Commodore with a streak of bad luck, and of course, the pirate ships that actually know what they're doing.
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