Call me Indy.

I'm Welsh.

I'm fifteen.

And I'd like to think I have a way with words.

http://www.fanfiction.net/~rosemarylillyallium

Emergency exits can be found here, here and here.

Stories...

I'm trying to make my fp account into something where the writing is worthy of display. The only way I can think of is to take down everything but the oneshots. So, if anyone is reading this, wondering where SWWB or Fallen Angel have gone, don't worry, they'll be back... eventually.

This is where I have a big rant about how I hate the fanfiction.net-ising of fictionpress.

I remember the good old days (of four? years ago) of fp when they had the big logo and no daft red line across the top of the screen. And the links on the log on page were on the side, not the top of the page. And you had to pay money to have your picture on here. And if you put as a break in a story, it didn't get deleted. And everthing was not outlined in blue (it should at least be in red) and the reviews page looked nice. And emails from fp came from a different address.

Does anybody else remember this?

I'm editing both profiles at the same time and it's impossible to tell which is which.

This annoys me, if you hadn't noticed.

Fictionpress elves will probably delete all this ranting as soon as I click save...

copypaste...

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, imaginarylullabyes,cutieismynam,karaage,indigo-blue

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull (or Vice Versa) copy this into your profile

If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you hate obnoxious, preppy people PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have made a new friend this year, copy this in your profile.

If you think that Disney movie villans are just tragically misunderstood and are wonderful people under all the "evil" shit, copy this in your profile. Example: Davy Jones from Pirates of the Caribbean.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. (Even though I'm not an American teen)

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It is when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it is weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy & paste this into your profile

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile!

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you just need a hug copy this into your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann are made for each other, and no matter how awesomely awesome Captain Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth (or Will, for that matter), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you have voices in your head, copy this onto your profile.

If nobody "understands you": suck it up and make people. Seriously. You'd be surprised how much more intensely people respond when you write real, emotional stories that YOU like writing instead of a crap story that people have already written. Come on. You might get less reviews, but the people reviewing will be smarter.

If you think whoever fanfiction.netised fictionpress should be shot, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate school, copy this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile. (I just nearly copypasted that into the homework)

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think Shakespeare's view of female characters is mysogynistic copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually know what mysogynistic means copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered why Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.

If you went to save Jack Sparrow just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile!

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This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination.

And finally...

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. XD