About me...
-I LOVE STEPHANIE MEYER!! AND ALL HER BOOKS : TWILIGHT, NEW MOON, ECLIPSE, BREAKING DAWN, PROM NIGHTS FROM HELL, THE HOST. ALL, THEY RULE!
-I am a book fantic and usually finish a thick book in two to three days. My friends call me a freak, I call myself a bookworm.
-Do not fear I have a very good social life, the thing is my friends love me for the bookie lover that I am. My best friends Jenny and Alex and boyfriend Mehran are great and I love them.
-I have moments when my people are afraid to be near me...it occours when I am given to much sugar, it has happend since I was a small wee tot so please to me weep for me!
-Currently still at home, have tw families (divorsed parentes) and have three sisters, Mom, step Dad, Dad, dads girlfriend and her three kids.
Profilish...
-Blond hair
-blue eyes
-5"5' feet tall and never going to grow again! :(
-have stupid glasses (hey they say these things make me smarter looking! All for that!)
-in grade 10 and currently preparing for stupid end of the year tests!! Grrrr...
Please enjoy all me stories(which there is only one of currnetly) and review!! Thank you!
I am thinking up of a good murder story right now and am on the firt chapter! Supirse, suprise!
Check out my hommie G's page Jacklynn! She rules, MY SISTA FROM ANOTHA MISTA!
Did ya'll know that there is possibly a Twilight MOVIE!! OMC!
THINGS TO DO TO BE STUPID!!:
1.PULL ON A PUSH DOOR
2.TALK BACKWARDS
3.SAY YOUR GOING TO MOW THE CAT AND FEED THE LAWN.
4.SAY RAMDOME THINGS.
5.WHEN YOU HEAR YOUR NAME SAY "DUMM DUMM DUMM."
6.GO TO AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT AND ASK FOR SUSHI.
7.TRY TO SPEAK JAPANESSE TO A SPANISH PERSON.
8.TRY TO PAY WITH A CREDIT CARD AT MC DONALDS FOR A 1 DOLLAR THING.
9.ASK YOURSELF A QUESTION AND THEN ANSWER IT.
10.RUN AROUND WITH YOUR EYES WIDE OPEN YELLING "IM A TREE STUMP!!"
~~10 Ways To Be S t u p i d:
1. Ask For Directions To A Place Youre Already At.
2. Try To Order Pizza From McDonalds.
3. Get Hit By A Parked Car.
4. Try To Watch Saturday Cartoons On A Thursday.
5. Try To Sell Your Money.
6. Try To Play The Alphabet On The Piano.
7. Eat All You Can Eat At A Store.
8. Get Into A Fight With Yourself And Lose.
9. Try To Go Swimming Without Getting Wet.
10. Ask For Diet Water At A Restaurant
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba,
Big Jim, Duke, Slim, and I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls, they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
Thankx,
Cooter
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile..
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball.
HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--
OMC-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
There's a ME in AWSOME-but there's also a WE
I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves splashed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever.
Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back
Labels are for cans. And in case you haven't noticed-I’m not a can.
Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
I think I could be madly in like with you.
I win! You suck! I rule all! A mini-wave in celebration of me!
Your mom looks like voldemort (oh burn)
Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?
My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
Therapist...The rapist! Get it?! HAHAHAHA :)
Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way
And God ( CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was good
I used to wonder why God made you, but then I realized even God makes mistakes
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus - Your Guardian Angel lyrics
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