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| Thaddeus Halstead |
Author has written 24 stories for Sci-Fi, Nature, Essay, Fable, General, Spiritual, Humor, Mystery, Action, Supernatural, and Horror. I'm just a humble writer, like you - well, maybe a bit less humble at times. Douglas Adams and Stephen King are my greatest influences, and I attempt to emulate them to some extent, but not at the risk of being them. I've recently gotten into Robert A. Heinlein, so you might sense a bit of him creeping in in the future. You can also find me on FanFiction, but I doubt there will be many new stories popping up there: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1152281/ I hope that you enjoy my writing, and I'd like to conclude with a touching quote: “Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast.” – Douglas Adams, So Long, and Thanks For All the Fish | |||||||
1. Lords Of The World reviewsIN A WORLD where there are evil gods posing as humans, two boys and a squid are the only ones with the cajones to kill 'em all in every timeline. Courtesy of Alex PirpitsakusFiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-26-092. The World Of Men reviewsAn innocent peek into a crumbling cellar reveals a fate worse than death. I owe so much thanks to my dad, my love Bea, and Alex Pirpitsakus for help conceiving this story and the painstaking process of editing and reviewing.Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-22-09 - Complete3. The Library reviewsThe Boston University Public Library is a strange place filled with wonders. When Juliette Wiltsie discovers the strangest boy in the world, and he vanishes into thin air, she finds herself plunged into the secrets of the library.Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-15-094. The Man With The Lonely EyesLiam is fascinated with the hobo down the street, imagining all kinds of tales about him. He promises himself that he's going to finally talk to him and offer a little kindness to his fellow human being.Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Published: 6-14-09 - Complete5. A Cup Of Tea Solves Everything reviewsSebastian lives a dull life. One cup of tea later and he's a changed man.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-14-09 - Complete6. The Forlorn Tale Of Lord Emmer HoofdDoctor Emmer Hoofd is about to die. Lucky for us, no one likes him. Lucky for him, he doesn't like us.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Published: 6-14-09 - Complete7. Moonlit Masquerade reviewsFeet pounding the earth, watching the moon above.Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-14-09 - Complete8. Paranoid Android reviewsI may be paranoid, but not an android. The denizens of a small cafe cause a man to slowly lose his mind.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-17-09 - Complete9. The Black, Burlap Sack reviewsDeep within the forest lies the cure, but will Marsette make it out alive?Fiction: Fable - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-8-09 - Complete10. Le RendezVous Cauchemardesque reviewsJ'ai écrit cette histoire pour ma classe française. J'espère que vous l'aimerez.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - French - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-19-09 - Complete11. Canis Lupus Familiaris »The Cantinians conspire to "take care" of a pesky barking dog.Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,136 - Updated: 12-26-08 - Published: 12-21-08 - Complete12. The Art Of Dying reviewsJust another day at the Cantina.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-23-08 - Complete13. Jumping At Shadows » reviewsLep arrives at the Cantina to find it deserted and worse, a wreck. Something fishy is about. Tune in to find out!Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-26-08 - Published: 10-20-08 - Complete14. Tales From The Cantina: Part VJW bought a new book, and Data thinks he may have read it before. Sax finds a problem.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Published: 6-29-08 - Complete15. Tales From The Cantina: Part IVThere's something different about Data.Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Published: 6-29-08 - Complete16. O! DiscordiaDouglas Adams-esque humour and a wee bit of my own flavor of writing, mixed with the parodical Discordian religion, and voilà! An old, hated man is haunted in his dreams by someone called Greyface.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Published: 5-9-08 - Complete17. The Cantina: The Mime Wars » reviewsMimes are amassing an army of spectacular proportions. It is up to the Cantinians and the newly-arrived Ben Gambon to save the establishment... and the world.Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,377 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-22-08 - Published: 8-27-07 - Complete18. Beware of Darkness reviewsBeware of religious symbolism. Inspired by the George Harrison song, although the plot has its roots in one of my dreams.Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-9-08 - Complete19. I Remember Jeep reviewsThis story, like all good stories, begins with a dog...Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-5-08 - Complete20. The Trees reviewsIn the quiet town of Tull, not all is as it seems. Rated mature for violence and language.Fiction: Fable - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-27-08 - Complete21. Tales From The Cantina: Part Two reviewsWhat goes on in the Cantina when no one's around?Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-10-07 - Complete22. World's Best Coffee reviewsThe delicate relationship between myself and... coffee. [College Admission Essay]Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-10-07 - Complete23. Rain reviewsJust some random thoughts from Creative Writing that I turned into a poem.Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-24-07 - Complete24. Tales From The Cantina: Part I: Shades of Grey reviewsThe Cantina is home to a number of philosphical arguments, the most important being the spelling of "grey."Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-26-07 - Complete
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