Allow myself to introduce... myself. I am Zifnab, Fizban, and Fizzban with two Zs. I tend to be sarcastic and rather cynical.

Here I am...

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I enjoy writing and reading (obviously). My favorite author is Stephen King; although, I also love Jo Rowling, J.R.R. Tolkien, and many, many others. Some of my favorite books include Lord of the Rings, The Dark Tower, The Death Gate Cycle, The Stand, and One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest. I love the occult, the mysterious, and the downright strange.

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1. O! Discordia

Douglas Adams-esque humour and a wee bit of my own flavor of writing, mixed with the parodical Discordian religion, and voilà! An old, hated man is haunted in his dreams by someone called Greyface.

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-9-08 - Published: 5-9-08

2. The Cantina: The Mime Wars » reviews

Mimes are amassing an army of spectacular proportions. It is up to the Cantinians and the newly-arrived Ben Gamon to save the establishment... and the world. Rated M for language in later chapters.

Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,250 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-22-08 - Published: 8-27-07

3. Beware of Darkness reviews

Beware of religious symbolism. Inspired by the song by George Harrison, although the plot stems from a dream that I have had.

Complete - Spiritual - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-9-08 - Published: 4-9-08

4. I Remember Jeep reviews

This story, like all good stories, begins with a dog...

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-5-08 - Published: 4-5-08

5. The Trees reviews

In the quiet town of Tull, not all is as it seems. Rated mature for violence and language.

Complete - Fable - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-27-08 - Published: 2-27-08

6. Tales From The Cantina: Part Two reviews

What goes on in the Cantina when no one's around?

Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-10-07 - Published: 11-10-07

7. World's Best Coffee reviews

The delicate relationship between myself and... coffee. [College Admission Essay]

Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-10-07 - Published: 11-10-07

8. Cantinians Against Sanity reviews

Refer to The Star Wars Cantina: The Mime Wars.

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-24-07 - Published: 10-24-07

9. Rain reviews

Just some random thoughts from Creative Writing that I turned into a poem.

Complete - Nature - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-24-07 - Published: 10-24-07

10. Tales From The Cantina: Part I: Shades of Grey reviews

The Cantina is home to a number of philosphical arguments, the most important being the spelling of "grey."

Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-26-07 - Published: 8-26-07

1. The Cantina Series
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