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since: 08-20-07, id: 579601, Profile Updated: 04-26-09
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Author has written 11 stories for Young Adult, Humor, Romance, General, and Essay.

A lot of people have very short attention spans, so I thought I could just make a bulleted list.

I looked, and there is no bullet function. I should have been expecting this, but I cannot explain the sadness I felt when I realized that my list would have to use hyphens.

-16 (I don't plan on updating again for the next few years)

-Bisexual

-Atheist

-Interests: Lesbians, gays, horses(to an extent), cats, writing, reading(buy My Booky Wook by Russell Brand. Unless you're under eleven or a religious figure, you will enjoy it), Gaia online, British people, Snoop Dogg/Lil Wayne(they are written as one because they're both popular black rappers that I find inexplicably attractive and hilarious..in that they're rappers), and pornography.

-Porn I like: Most, actually. Anything involving animals or children may have me a bit hesitant, but I like gay porn, lesbian porn, threesomes, straight porn, bondage(there is very little good bondage porn...if you find any, please contact me), self-pleasure...yes, everything except bestiality and pedophilia.

-Music: I'm eclectic. I like all music, I think...Rap, rock, metal, jazz, electronica, oldies, some country, even a bit of classical. Even holiday music.

-If I were on an island: I'd sleep the majority of the time. Being left alone is beautiful, and does not seem like something to escape from. If I got desperately hungry, I'd search for coconuts. If this failed, I'd lay down and accept death. This can't say anything good about my psyche.

-How I want to die: I want to hurl myself off a building, preferably in New York City or London, and splatter on impact. Dramatic, fun, public, injurous to people I love but am pissed at... not now, obviously, but when I'm done with life, or have a terrible disease that makes life no longer worth living. The publicity would make my book sales skyrocket, as well.

-Unmarried, obviously

-Slash/lime/lemon reader, usually. Occasional ventures into heterosexual fiction on this site...but they're mostly unpleasant.

-What I need now: A suggestion for a lesbian vampire book. My sister wants one for Christmas.

-Peace

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1. States Of Matter
An obnoxious opinion piece for a grade. Needs to be a bit longer- again, using this site to access my papers.
Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-21-09 - Published: 4-21-09
2. Gay Marriage Paper reviews
Due soon, I'm using this site as a way to access it everywhere without a USB.
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-9-09 - Published: 4-9-09
3. To Be Continued » reviews
Written, disturbingly enough, during school. About a boy...and another boy. Intrigued yet? Please read and review. Your time is not THAT valuable.
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,173 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 2-13-09 - Published: 2-1-08
4. I'll Be Right Here » reviews
When love's not enough, we turn to the next best thing- codependency. A collection of drabbles based on favorite love quotes- send in yours in a review :D
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-6-08 - Published: 3-13-08
5. How Long Can Random Thoughts Last » reviews
Don't have time to put up summary, but just read it and tell me what you think.
Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-28-08 - Published: 4-25-08
6. Rock Bottom reviews
We've reached rock bottom, and we're still digging.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-13-08 - Published: 3-13-08
7. My Mythical Creature
Lily's just a small town girl. Living in a lonely world...wait. Never mind. Lily's a teenager dealing with the problems involved with being in love, and with having a lesbian best friend. But...Together, We Can Do It.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,177 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-12-08 - Published: 3-12-08
8. The Funeral » reviews
The story of how losing someone can change your life. A story about life and love, and the loss of both.
Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-5-08 - Published: 10-24-07
9. Beauty reviews
I contemplate the meaning of beauty in a relationship. Please read... and review :D
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-13-08 - Published: 2-13-08
10. Relationships of the Titanic
We visit the thoughts of a man accompanying the human embodiment of the Titanic. And baby, she's going down fast.
Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-14-07 - Published: 11-14-07
11. Marriage outside the Norm reviews
We visit the last stretch of a failed marriage. Which is only failed because the man is gay. Hm...
Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-23-07 - Published: 8-23-07
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