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since: 08-20-07, id: 579604, Profile edited: 05-09-08
Author has written 21 stories for Nature, Life, War, General, Fantasy, Fantasy, Romance, Friendship, Love, Mystery, and Mythology.

For all you people out there that are reading any of my stories, I know I haven't written anything in months, but school has been really bitchy lately and I'm going to Europe for a month right after school ends with my bestest bud! So I won't write anything then. SORRY!!

Have any of you out there seen Torchwood? It is an amazing show on BBC and it's beautiful. If you've seen it, then email me with your love for Jack and Ianto.

I am single. I have never had a boyfriend. So here I am in the world of people who write about love without ever experiencing it. My. Life. Sucks. Oh, and just a note: I am a straight (possibly bi, but I don't really know) girl. I just think that homophobia is wrong and stupid. So I support gay, lesbian, transvestite, whatever.

I was bored, so I decided to post a conversation that Chris and I had the other day in Spanish class.

Chris:Do you like your boobs?

Me:with a bewildered look I don't know. Should I?

Chris:Yes. I mean, I like my dick!

Me:Wow, Chris I really didn't need to know that.

And now and add-on to that conversation.

Chris: Have you ever thought about getting boob reduction?

Me: NO! Are you freakin nuts?

Chris: Why not?

Me: Firstly it's too expensive...

And then today he was pissed at me for some reason and blew me off the rest of the period. it was probably Bitch's fault. Yeah, I'm not gonna use her name, but I really don't like her, but she's my only other friend in Spanish, so I kinda have to put up with her. And Chris was probably mad that I said something to Bitch before acknowledging him. Bastard. And yet, I still can't hate him.

Thank you SO SO SO SO SO much to upsidedown.underwater for the homophobia thing! my friend accidentally erased it from my profile once, and i couldn't find it, but then, i was flipping through old emails, and i saw this person's profile, and i freaked out, so THANK YOU SO MUCH!

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was .
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Name: Jane Doe

Age: 5,092

Hair Color: Black with lime green or purple highlights. Either one you prefer. (I FUCKING WISH!)

Skin tone: Pale as a vampire. LIKE SWEENEY TODD!

Eyes: Bright green, with them, I can see into your soul. Even from my room. Not that I'm in my room. STOP STALKING ME DAMN IT!

Height: 52 cm. I have wings too.

Fave Music: Postal Service, My Chemical Romance, Paramore, Panic! At the Disco, some White Stripes, Random Oldies, some Killers, the Beatles, some Hellogoodbye, some Fall Out Boy, some Avril Lavigne, some Fergie. Really random.

Random Quotes:

Torchwood

The world is ending Owen: Let's all have sex.

Ianto: As if the end of the world couldn't get any worse.

Edward Scissorhands

Kim: You're here... They didn't hurt you, did they?
Edward shakes his head
Kim: Were you scared? I tried to make Jim go back, but, you can't make Jim do anything. Thank you for not telling them that we...
Edward: You're welcome.
Kim: It must have been awful when they told you whose house it was.
Edward: I knew it was Jim's house.
Kim: You... you did?
Edward: Yes.
Kim: ...Well, then why'd you do it?
Edward: Because you asked me to.

Peg Boggs: Why are you hiding back there? You don't have to hide from me - I'm Peg Boggs, your local Avon representative and I'm as harmless as cherry pie...
sees Edward come toward her
Peg Boggs: Oh - I can see that I've disturbed you. I'll just be going now...
Edward: Don't go.
Peg Boggssees his scissor hands Oh, my. What happened to you?
Edward: I'm not finished.

10 Things I Hate About You

"The shit hath hit-eth the fan. Eth." -Miachel from 10 Things I Hate About You

"It's more...

Pensive?

Damn, I was going for thoughtful"-Joey and Bianca from 10 Things I hate about you

“It's just a party!

And Hell is just a sauna.”-10 things I Hate About You

Underworld

"What's all this for?

Lycans are allergic to silver. If we don't get the bullets out immediatley, they end up dying on us during questioning.

What do you do once you're done with them?

We put the bullets back in." -Miachel and Selene during Underworld

Zorro

"Do you know how to use that thing?

Of course. Pointy end goes in the other man!"-Zorro (Antonio Banderas! Squeal!)

Ultra Violet

Why won't you let anyone in?

Because these moments, as beautiful as they are, are evil when they're gone.-Garth and Violet in UltraViolet

Violetfacing a room full of Daxus' warriors: You are all going to die.

Daxus: You got hemo blood on me...
pulls off gloves
Daxus: ... It is on.

Violet walks through a scanning device
Computer: Warning. Warning. Firearms detected.
Violet's possessions in the "pocket dimension" begin to appear, which happen to be two very long rows of identical handguns
Computer: Number of weapons found...
long pause
Computer: many.

Violetto Six: Don't get any cute ideas either. The only reason I saved your life... is because whatever is in your blood can save mine. If they corner us, suffer no delusions... I will kill you.

Daxus: I have seven hundred soldiers here with me. What do you really think you can do against that many men?
Violet: I can kill them.

Garth: You jeopardize everything by coming here.
Violet: I don't have any place left to go, Garth. Besides, you have all my guns.

Random

"War. Rape. Murder. Poverty. Equal rights for gays. Guess which one the Southern Baptist Convention is protesting?" ~The Value of Families

"Now, when an orange and an apple get together they create a beautiful thing. A smoothie. You mix them up, pour it in a cup, stick a straw in it and suck it... me and mountain flower and horse girl were laughing for like, 2 whole minutes while he just stood there, trying to think of a different example. here's that example."

"Now, you take a banana and a doughnut, a big, long banana..."-Jacoby

"Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day."-Jay Leno

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease."-RD Laing

Be Yourself, Don't take anyone's shit and never let them take you alive...- Gerard Way MCR (thanks to urjellingcauseimevil)

"Treat everyone the same until you find out they are an idiot" - Lucy Lawless (thanks to AndroBard1364)

"I can be mean to people I haven't slept with. Yeah, I'm that good."-House while talking about not having slept with his boss

"Everything in this room is eatable. Even I am eatable, but that, my dear children, is called 'canabalisim' and is in fact frowned upon in most societys."- Johnny Depp

"Your mom is tex-mex! Actually, my mom is tex-black!" - Amanda and Jacoby (yes, Jacoby is black)

"It's fresh to death!" - Shawn Spencer from Psych

"Me in cold chains and a pimped-out car don't work."-Colby Granger from NUMB3RS




1. Aphrodite's Plan » reviews
I was always Demeter's least favorite. So why did I fall for her daughter? And where does Adonis factor in without breaking everyones heart? hints of side character slash. HadesPersephone. EXTRA LONG CHAPTER 7! Finally! I'm sorry!
Mythology - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,269 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 5-16-08 - Published: 2-7-08
2. I Love You Too reviews
This is a poem I wrote after watching Torchwood a lot, so it was meant to be a slash. But if you know a girl named "Nick" then it can be het. Suicide, that's the kind of poetry I write. I'm not completely happy with this, so R R and tell me what you think
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-24-08 - Published: 4-24-08
3. Did you Notice Me? reviews
I just finished watching NCIS, so this poem was born. It doesn't directly say anything about NCIS, but if you saw the episode that was on March 25, then you'll understand.
Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-25-08 - Published: 3-25-08
4. Faries Can Have Fun Too reviews
This is the Valentines story I'm finally getting out. SLASH ONESHOT LANGUAGE. Rated T. Guy is an adorable emo faerie, who meets Adam, the new kid who will almost get him killed. Accidentally, of course. And no this shouldn't be rated T but I want reviews!
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-25-08 - Published: 3-25-08
5. Your Green Eyes
You stare at me, stare with those bright green eyes. So that's not exactly what i wrote, but it gets the message across. Basically, person kills person.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-22-08 - Published: 2-22-08
6. I Met Him at a School Dance » reviews
Cassie has just found her first boyfriend in the new boy in town. But what is he exactly? Slight slash, if you don't like, then don't read. Chapter 8 up!
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,563 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 12-21-07 - Published: 9-29-07
7. Death reviews
Um, this is a poem I wrote about death, so. Yeah. The poem is WAY better than this crappy summary. I say we should petition the FP people to make a Death category for poems. WHO AGREES?
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-2-07 - Published: 12-2-07
8. Amarande and Altair reviews
This is a story about vampires I had to write for English. Rated T because of vampirism. I need reviews! Constructive critisism! This sucks! Anything! ONESHOT!
Complete - Mythology - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-18-07 - Published: 11-18-07
9. A Story of Two Shy Lesbians reviews
Hi, my name is Lacey and this is the story of how I met my first love, Kacey. ONESHOT! Femslash, if you don't like, don't read. If you read and review, I'll return.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-16-07 - Published: 11-16-07
10. Could You Love Me? reviews
A poem about a guy who is professing his love to his best guy friend. If you change the words, it could be about lesbians or straight people. Rated T because my friend dosen't read anything K or K plus.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-14-07 - Published: 11-14-07
11. Look at the Butterflies reviews
A young girl is diagnosed with a brain tumor and this is about her told by her brother. ONE SHOT. Rewritten! Already!
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-19-07 - Published: 9-19-07
12. RIP reviews
Yeah, um, about death. Thats mostly what I write.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-18-07 - Published: 9-18-07
13. Robbers and Romantics » reviews
Danny, Ana, and Connor have been best friends forever. Why does life have a way of screwing up the perfect relationships? It's so unfair! When Connor leaves for a while and then comes back, have Danny and Ana alienated him too much? What will Connor do?
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,744 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 9-16-07 - Published: 8-23-07
14. Persephone reviews
Random poem I wrote for English about Persephone dying. I know it's technically imposible, but hang with me.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-4-07 - Published: 9-4-07
15. My Life reviews
A random poem I wrote for English about my sad life. Written when I was really mad at my math teacher. Please R&R!
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-4-07 - Published: 9-4-07
16. Hades reviews
Random poem I wrote for English describing the Underworld. Please R&R!
Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-4-07 - Published: 9-4-07
17. Fear reviews
Random poem I wrote for English about how sad war is. Please R&R!
Complete - War - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-4-07 - Published: 9-4-07
18. A Perfect World reviews
Random poem I wrote for English about how the world has doomed itself. Please R&R!
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-4-07 - Published: 9-4-07
19. Who done it? reviews
It was a drafty morning as I boarded the bus. I saw a flash of silver and heard a cry. I ran onto the bus and saw a woman. Her eyes were open and she looked surprised. I looked down at her. Pooling from her body, was blood. Constructive criticism needed.
Complete - Mystery - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-24-07 - Published: 8-24-07
20. The Roar of Dragons reviews
This is a poem I had to write for science class last year. I think it is good, but everything can be improved by your wonderfull constrctive criticism! please R&R!
Complete - Nature - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-24-07 - Published: 8-24-07
21. The Great Wreck of the Sea Princess reviews
A crew of Pirates are attacked my an elemental force and have a conversation with a Kraken. Just something I wrote for English class two years ago. Rated T just for violence. please R&R!
Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-24-07 - Published: 8-24-07
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