I'm back! And I'm so glad to see my computer again. And you guys, of course! Silly me!
Have any of you out there seen Torchwood? It is an amazing show on BBC and it's beautiful. If you've seen it, then email me with your love for Jack and Ianto.
I am single. I have never had a boyfriend. So here I am in the world of people who write about love without ever experiencing it. My. Life. Sucks. Oh, and just a note: I am a straight (possibly bi, but I don't really know) girl. I just think that homophobia is wrong and stupid. So I support gay, lesbian, transvestite, whatever.
This is the fucking SADDEST quote from any TV show you will ever see. So if you watch Torchwood and haven't seen the last episode of the second season, don't read.
Owen: can't get out of the room and is about to be vaporised hysterical TOSH! TOSHIKO I CAN'T GET OUT! NOT LIKE THIS!! I'M NOT DYING HERE! Get me out of here Tosh. GET ME OUT OF HERE, I DIED ONCE AND I'M NOT DOING IT AGAIN! Where's Jack? Where's Gwen, Ianto? YOU WANNA WATCH THE DEAD MAN DIE AGAIN?!Tosh: Owen, just stay calm.Owen: Why should I do that? Where's the FUN IN THAT!? I'm gonna rage my way to oblivion! Yells continuouslyTosh: almost whisper Please stop.Owen: WHY? GIVE ME ONE GOOD BLOODY REASON WHY I SHOULD, ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULDN'T KEEP SCREAMING!Tosh: crying Because you're breaking my heart.Owen: calms down Sorry.Tosh: still crying, harder It's my fault.Owen: No, no no it isn't, no it isn't, don't you dare go there Tosh, I'm really sorry. pause What's gonna happen to me Tosh?Tosh: whisper I can't.Owen: Please, okay, I need to know.Tosh: not crying but barely able to get the words out The containment chamber will be flooded with irradiated coolant.Owen: Ah, my body will slowly decompose, while I watch.Tosh: crying I should have been able to stop it!Owen: Sshh, come on Tosh, there's no way you could have anticipated that power spike, come on. Besides you've saved my back so many times in the past, right from the moment I joined.Tosh: Your second week, I had to cover for you, pretend I was a medic because you were hung over and unreachable.Owen: weak laugh What was it, a space pig?Tosh: Almost a whisper Space pig.Owen: We never did get that date did we, you and me? We sort of, uh, missed each other, was my fault, didn't notice until it was too late, I'm sorry.Tosh: weakly, crying Me too.Owen: alarms sound It's starting.Tosh: whisper Owen.Owen: It's alright, really Tosh, it's alright. last words Oh god.he is engulfed in a bright light.
Thank you SO SO SO SO SO much to upsidedown.underwater for the homophobia thing! my friend accidentally erased it from my profile once, and i couldn't find it, but then, i was flipping through old emails, and i saw this person's profile, and i freaked out, so THANK YOU SO MUCH!
Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. They never did anything to you.
Name: Jane Doe
Age: 5,092
Hair Color: Black with lime green or purple highlights. Either one you prefer. (I FUCKING WISH!)
Skin tone: Pale as a vampire. LIKE SWEENEY TODD!
Eyes: Bright green, with them, I can see into your soul. Even from my room. Not that I'm in my room. STOP STALKING ME DAMN IT!
Height: 52 cm. I have wings too.
Fave Music: Postal Service, My Chemical Romance, Paramore, Panic! At the Disco, some White Stripes, Random Oldies, some Killers, the Beatles, some Hellogoodbye, some Fall Out Boy, some Avril Lavigne, some Fergie. Really random.
Random Quotes:
Torchwood
The world is ending Owen: Let's all have sex.
Ianto: And I thought the end of the world couldn't get any worse.
John has skulled half a bottle of vodka
Jack: So, how was rehab?John: Rehabs. Plural.Jack: Drink, drugs, sex and ...?John: Murder.Jack: laughs You went to murder rehab?John: I know. Ridiculous. The odd kill, who does it hurt?Jack: worried You clean now?John: deadpan Yeah, kicked everything, living like a priest.
John: I think I'm starting to see what he likes about this place. She's beautiful, he's stunning...Gwen: Don't you ever stop?John: What? Five minutes to live, you want me to behave? Oh, that's gorgeous.Gwen: That's a Poodle!John: It's nice!
Jack enters the Hub to meet Captain John Hart and finds I lost my heart to a Starship Trooper playing
John: swaying to the music COME OOOONNNN! Sing along, It's our song!Jack: We don't have a song. and if we did have a song it wouldn't be this song.John: You're no fun.
Jack: No other race in the universe goes camping. Celebrate your own uniqueness!
Ianto: Thinking Can't imagine a time when this isn't everything. Pain so constant, like my stomach's full of rats. Feels like this is all I am now. There isn't an inch of me that doesn't hurt. Out loud I’m about to brew some of Jack’s industrial strength coffee. Would you like a cup?Tosh: I’m … fine, thanks Ianto.
(John Ellis picks up a copy of a magazine with a woman in her underwear)
John: Good God!Ianto: Welcome to the wonderful world of scantily-clad celebrities.John: There are children around!Ianto: She's a children's TV presenter.
(John Ellis puts the magazine back in the rack with a shocked expression)
Tosh: No I can't just hook something up! the entire telephone network is downOwen: What about a mobile connection?Tosh: Talking to an idiot voice The entire, telephone, network, is down!Ianto: Mobiles, landlines, tin cans with bits of string - everything, absolutely everything! No phones, phones all broken. mimics telephone Hello? Anyone there? normal No, 'cause the phones aren't working!
Toshiko: You said we weren't allowed to use that again.Jack: It's just a mind probe.Ianto: Remember what happened last time you used it?Jack: That was different. And that species has extremely high blood pressure.Ianto: Oh, right. Their heads must explode all the time.Gwen: Jack, you can't do this. What if you're wrong? If she is human, it'll kill her.Jack: I'm not wrong. We have to find out what she is.Toshiko: Take it easy, Jack. Stop at the first sign of trouble.Ianto: Or at the first sign of exploding.
Ianto: They know more about this place than I do. bangs fist on table Nobody knows more than I do!
Owen: How do you know all that?Ianto: I know everything. And it says so on the bottom of the screen.
Ianto: We don't sniff the sub-etheric resonator!
Ianto: I have searched for the phrase "I shall walk the Earth and my hunger shall know no bounds," but I keep getting redirected to Weight Watchers.
Owen: So, I'm King of the Weevils maybe even Weevil Messiah.
Owen: referring to his having passed a heat sensor due to being clinically dead I'm literally, too cool for school.
Jack: What's is it with you? Ever since Owen died, all you've done is agree with him!Ianto: I was brought up not to speak ill of the dead. Even if they do still do most of their talking for themselves
Tosh: I'm intolerant of vasoactive amines.Banana: What?Tosh: Bananas make me vomit.
Bloopers Jack: Remember, the maximum res-erection time is two minutes. Pause. Everyone starts laughing hysterically.
Edward Scissorhands
Kim: You're here... They didn't hurt you, did they?
Edward shakes his head
Kim: Were you scared? I tried to make Jim go back, but, you can't make Jim do anything. Thank you for not telling them that we...
Edward: You're welcome.
Kim: It must have been awful when they told you whose house it was.
Edward: I knew it was Jim's house.
Kim: You... you did?
Edward: Yes.
Kim: ...Well, then why'd you do it?
Edward: Because you asked me to.
Peg Boggs: Why are you hiding back there? You don't have to hide from me - I'm Peg Boggs, your local Avon representative and I'm as harmless as cherry pie...
sees Edward come toward her
Peg Boggs: Oh - I can see that I've disturbed you. I'll just be going now...
Edward: Don't go.
Peg Boggssees his scissor hands Oh, my. What happened to you?
Edward: I'm not finished.
10 Things I Hate About You
"The shit hath hit-eth the fan. Eth." -Miachel from 10 Things I Hate About You
"It's more...
Pensive?
Damn, I was going for thoughtful"-Joey and Bianca from 10 Things I hate about you
“It's just a party!
And Hell is just a sauna.”-10 things I Hate About You
Underworld
"What's all this for?
Lycans are allergic to silver. If we don't get the bullets out immediatley, they end up dying on us during questioning.
What do you do once you're done with them?
We put the bullets back in." -Miachel and Selene during Underworld
Zorro
"Do you know how to use that thing?
Of course. Pointy end goes in the other man!"-Zorro (Antonio Banderas! Squeal!)
Ultra Violet
Why won't you let anyone in?
Because these moments, as beautiful as they are, are evil when they're gone.-Garth and Violet in UltraViolet
Violetfacing a room full of Daxus' warriors: You are all going to die.
Daxus: You got hemo blood on me...
pulls off gloves
Daxus: ... It is on.
Violet walks through a scanning device
Computer: Warning. Warning. Firearms detected.
Violet's possessions in the "pocket dimension" begin to appear, which happen to be two very long rows of identical handguns
Computer: Number of weapons found...
long pause
Computer: many.
Violetto Six: Don't get any cute ideas either. The only reason I saved your life... is because whatever is in your blood can save mine. If they corner us, suffer no delusions... I will kill you.
Daxus: I have seven hundred soldiers here with me. What do you really think you can do against that many men?
Violet: I can kill them.
Garth: You jeopardize everything by coming here.
Violet: I don't have any place left to go, Garth. Besides, you have all my guns.
Random
"It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion." - Anatole France
"War. Rape. Murder. Poverty. Equal rights for gays. Guess which one the Southern Baptist Convention is protesting?" ~The Value of Families
"Now, when an orange and an apple get together they create a beautiful thing. A smoothie. You mix them up, pour it in a cup, stick a straw in it and suck it... me and mountain flower and horse girl were laughing for like, 2 whole minutes while he just stood there, trying to think of a different example. here's that example."
"Now, you take a banana and a doughnut, a big, long banana..."-Jacoby
"Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day."-Jay Leno
"Life is a sexually transmitted disease."-RD Laing
Be Yourself, Don't take anyone's shit and never let them take you alive...- Gerard Way MCR (thanks to urjellingcauseimevil)
"Treat everyone the same until you find out they are an idiot" - Lucy Lawless (thanks to AndroBard1364)
"I can be mean to people I haven't slept with. Yeah, I'm that good."-House while talking about not having slept with his boss
"Everything in this room is eatable. Even I am eatable, but that, my dear children, is called 'canabalisim' and is in fact frowned upon in most societys."- Johnny Depp
"Your mom is tex-mex! Actually, my mom is tex-black!" - Amanda and Jacoby (yes, Jacoby is black)
"It's fresh to death!" - Shawn Spencer from Psych
"Me in cold chains and a pimped-out car don't work."-Colby Granger from NUMB3RS
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