Greetings, mortals. Something you should probably be aware of right off the bat: I AM NOT HUMAN. I am a genderless creature of the fey. I do tend a little more towards femaleness usually, but I actually possess no true gender. I also possess no gender "indicators". I do possess hair. It may change color, length, texture, or personality at any given time. If it's tie-dye or rainbow, I'm high.
I find it very difficult to understand most human emotions, most prominently "Love". It is a senseless and illogical thing to me. As a result, I myself am incapable of experiencing or exhibiting any affection. Except to animals.
Please do not poke me. I do not like to be touched, and am liable to bite your limbs off.
While we're on the subject of pansies, I would like to state my preference of name: Aside from being The Dark Chocolate, I am Dark, The Dark, The Choco, or just Choco. I wish it to be very clear that I am never Late. Ever.
I enjoy sleep, anime, music, dragons, monsters, and little fluffy kittens. I possess three dogs, three cats, and one snake. Also various other creatures I am too lazy to name at this time.
Besides Carpathian turtles, I live in a tree.
Online comics I remain devoted to reading: Last Blood, Ctrl+Alt+Del, Strays...s'all I got.
Goals:(During this summer)
Begin and complete the first book of The Nightiron Saga by the end of this summer.
Eat 125,375,956,239 S'mores.
Watch every movie possible in rapid succession as it enters theatres.
Convert my activity schedule entirely to nocturnal(shouldn't be too hard, I'm already halfway there.)
Learn the violin.
Buy Ink Exchange and also Wicked Lovely and read them in one night.
Get seriously in the game and improve my drawing/painting skills MAJORLY.
Do nothing all day but sleep and eat chocolate.
Do nothing at night but be on the computer, drink soda, and eat chocolate.
Watch all episodes of Invader Zim, Firefly, The 4400, and anything else I come across.
Own Serenity.
Read all the Legend of Drizzt.
Create a shrine to Drizzt and R.L. Stine.
Explode.
Aaaaand with a few more words, "anti-social", "Insane", "awesome", and "distaste for all human affection", that about sums me up.
Oh, by the way, that whole "complete distaste for human affection" thing doesn't mean I won't squee and hug you if you leave a review on any of my stuff.
It doesn't mean I will. But it's more likely.
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