Oh, where to begin? I'll keep it short and sweet.
I am Von-Pants.
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'allo, poppit! Allow me to introduce myself as someone who:
Falls under the dubious honor of being arty,
Is married to her Keyboard,
And is Australian.
So there.
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Things I do like include apples, pianos, dry wit and literature.
Things I don't like include slutty teeshirt slogans, roaches and people who:
a) Snicker, bitch and backstab (highschool ring a bell, anyone?)
b) Wear Che Guevara tee-shirts without knowing who he is
c) Ask me: "Isn't anime and manga like, porn, or something?"
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How to write an enticing story preview!
(Emilya/ Krystal/ Jo'sephyrn'e) Moonshyne is not your average (schoolgirl/ teenager/ goblin). She has a (tragic/ mysterious/ hilariously unlikely) past and a hidden (power/ secret / STD that nobody knows of. Dealing with (the death of her parents/ being homeless/ a pubescent teenaged author who thinks she can write) is not as easy as it looks. But what happens when she meets (James/ Jayce/ something else which starts with J)?
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That is all.
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