Am I a psychopath? No, just misunderstood...those who misunderstand, please, DIE!!

What is your Name? - Nadhera i Tvuj Streva will do...

How Old are You? - I'm older than you'll ever be...

How Tall are You? - Tall...if your taller than me...I'll slice of your shins and drink the blood coming from your legs!

How Fat are You? - Light...if you need help with your weight...I'll quite happily chop off and eat the fattest parts of your bloodied corpse...

How High is your IQ? - I have many IQs, all of them high...if your IQ is higher, please donate your brain to me...I love to eat cooked brains...

Favourite Music? - Liar/I Know Where You Sleep by Emilie Autumn, Leave Me Alone by Hanna Pakarinen...and your dying screams...possibly together...

Most Hated Music? - Piano Man by Billie Joel, that guy needs to get a life...so I can destroy it...

What do you look Like? - Superiority to common idiocy has many forms...

I will now list everything I have ever written and everything I am writing. Bold Underlined stories are on FP and Underlined stories are planned to get on FP

Previous Novella:

Tears of a Man (Drama) : 2002, 2 Chapters, First thing I wrote, bad
Blood (Hurt/Comfort) : 2002, 5 Chapters, Second thing I wrote, slightly less bad
Butterfly Halo (Children's, Turned into a Horror) : 2003, 11 Chapters, 3 Before it became a Horror
Butterfly Halo kills her Boyfriend (Horror) : 2003-2004, 7 Chapters
Mommy, Why are there Intestines In My Wardrobe? (Horror) : 2004, Oneshot
Butterfly Halo suffers from Depression (Horror) : 2004-2005, 22 Chapters
Morbid Gastromy (Horror) : 2007, Oneshot, Tamest Horror Novel EVER!!

Current Novella:

The Alastor Chronicles (Fantasy/Adventure) : 2004-2008, 199 Chapters, 168 Oneshots, 3 Christmas Specials, 2 Halloween Specials and 1 Electric Fence Suicide Special
The Azure Dragon (Fantasy/Adventure) : 2008, 1 Chapter Up
Rapunzel Blood (Fantasy/Horror): 2008, A Morbid Fairy Tale Parody, 1 Chapter Up
?? (Romance): 2008, A Story About Fitting In While Being Different In So Many Different Ways, Title Unconfirmed

Note: If you don't understand my pen name put it through a Czech Translator...if you DARE!!

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1. Rapunzel Blood reviews

Once upon a time, there was a young psychopath named Rapunzel Blood, but when Prince Charming comes to marry her, she would do anything to get rid of him. Warning: The truth behind fairy tales is in this story, NO FLAMES!

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-18-08 - Published: 5-18-08

2. The Azure Dragon » reviews

Two blue dragons, Khal and Azurian get transported to Victorian England, but what happens when a pyromaniac starts following them, and history...gets turned upside down...No Flaming, CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM ONLY!

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-18-08 - Published: 5-8-08