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CeliaKoda
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since: 08-26-07, id: 580218, Profile Updated: 06-25-09
country: United Kingdom
Author has written 8 stories for Supernatural, Essay, Horror, Nature, Humor, Life, General, and General.

> You're only given one little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. ~Robin Williams.

> If there's a book you really want to read but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. ~Toni Morrison.

> If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer." ~Robin Tyler.

I am the Koda. Things that I love include: Symbolism, U2, tea, funny words, double entendres, brownies, Wales, Hawai'ian shirts, mead, cherry shisha, referring to myself as a funky mofo, cats, bunnies, astrology, astronomy, Robin Williams, streams of consciousness, irony, stripy socks, boarding schools IN SPACE, novelty songs, sammiches, biscuits, muffins, Doritos, meaningful lyrics, iambic pentameter, Homestar Runner, Middle English, Beowulf, b-movies, faeries 'n shit, cardigans, marshmallows, Paris, Cyaaaaaarol Chyaaaaaanning, aphorisms, in-jokes and general tomfoolery. It's nice to meet you.

Favourite books:

Catch-22, 1984, Midnight's Children, The Ground Beneath Her Feet, Watership Down, everything Discworld, Good Omens, Cold Comfort Farm, Wise Children, Nights At The Circus, The Bloody Chamber, the complete works of Shakespeare but especially As You Like It, Leaves of Grass, On The Road, American Gods, Anansi Boys, Coraline, Stardust, The Sandman, Watchmen, Catcher In The Rye, A Clockwork Orange, The Bell Jar, Breakfast On Pluto, Lord Of The Rings, The Hobbit, Interview With The Vampire, A Streetcar Named Desire, Frankenstein, The French Lieutenant's Woman, Kafka On The Shore, Norwegian Wood, The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle, Hard-Boiled Wonderland, Beowulf, The Odyssey, many many many MANY others.

Favourite writers: Neil Gaiman, Angela Carter, Murakami Haruki, Terry Pratchett, Joseph Heller, Margaret Atwood, Oscar Wilde, Lewis Carroll, James Joyce, WB Yeats, and... others

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1. The Travelling Salesman
An unexpected visitor arrives at a bored housewife's door. Whoever could it be?
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,005 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-25-09 - Published: 6-25-09
2. Gothic Lolita
The remains of a faded youth uncovered.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-28-08 - Published: 12-28-08
3. FanGirl
A sonnet of experience.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-28-08 - Published: 12-28-08
4. Cleopatra Meets The Comedian
I'm not really sure how to describe this one. Just make of it what you will, okay?
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-28-08 - Published: 12-28-08
5. A Mother's Advice To Her Daughter reviews
A world weary she-wolf gives some useful advice to her young daughter.
Complete - Nature - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-28-08 - Published: 12-28-08
6. Blind Date
A date gone horribly wrong... Written for the latest "Dark Tales" horror and speculative fiction competition.
Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-18-08 - Published: 12-18-08
7. The Antoniad » reviews
There is a feeling of cross-dimensional war in the air, and only a few people can avert it. One of the many is a man called Tony - vampire and reluctant saviour of the universe, and his unfortunate story links with many others not unlike his own.
Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,659 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-11-08 - Published: 7-5-08
8. Until The End Of The World
Just a little piece of writing about why I love the band I love. Reviews aren't necessary, but they'd be nice.
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-5-08 - Published: 7-5-08
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