Heya, Vesta James here. (ahem?) glares at vesta

Actually, that was a rather rude introduction because Lavinya Rose
is here, too. We are one person. Not really, though. Think...poetically. we are!! we share a soul or something extremely cheesey and poetic like that!

This account is a collaboration of mine and Lavinya Rose's work. Yeps! here my stupidness (Lavi) and Vesta's stupidness combine and become one big ball of weird, strange and humorous fun for every one!

We are going to be writing several stories together, so expect silly randomness and stupid events that will have you on the floor laughing your ass off :D And if you don't laugh try imagining one of your teachers slipping and falling on a banana...(its really funny)

So. If you're wondering where the name came about, well, it's quite simple, really. 'Lavi' is taken from 'Lavinya Rose', and 'esta' is taken from 'Vesta'. 'Mont' comes from Cedric Montgomery (a main character in Lavinya's 'Inevitable Circumstances') and 'illas' from Colorado Jesse Villas (a main character in Vesta's 'What will become?' and 'Incomprehensible Truth').

Now here's a little bit about us. We are both the same age, and our age is none of your business whether you come to know it or not. Our eyes and hair are both dark, but one of us has lighter and darker skin than the other. Also, one of us can skillfully and fluently (damn her) speak a second language, other than the little French we took earlier. If you can figure out which one is the skilled, I shall personally reward you with a cookie. But you'll have to find me first.

We are both happy to review, so if you want us to take a look at something, just let us know =) You might end up getting to reviews rather than one. I hope you won't be too disappointed!

But please. Don't go around PMing us, quoting the line above. Just ask, alright?

Which reminds me about reviews. Since we are two different people, it's obvious we will leave different reviews so matter how alike we are. So sorry in advance if you wanted only one of us to review something, and it was different than what you expected. One of us tends to ramble on and on about nothingness but give you a generally good review (that's me), and the other also tends to sidetrack and also give a relatively good review, but has issues with keeping us with stories (that's Lavi). Oh wait. We both have issues with that. hey I'm just having a period of writers block!

Oh yeah. Insult one of us, and you're insulting the other. We don't take crap from nobody, so don't be the one to provoke. We are generally friendly people who don't like to pick fights. About what it could possibly be, on fictionpress of all places, no one knows why that would even happen. So you can already see how our relationship with you is NOT going to start out.

As for contacting us, I believe the 'send message' link is perfectly usable, so there's the answer to that.

This profile may seem a bit formal and mature, but that is highly unlike us, as we are immature in the most mature ways, if that makes sense. Full of craziness and get high off air, that's us. Formal and mature my foot.

Good morning, good day, good night...who knows what time zone you're in.

--Lavi might come back and change this profile, but I think this just about sums us up. If you want to know more about us individually, the links to our own accounts are above.

Note: the words written in bold are by Lavi (me) and the words that are normal are written by Vesta

Which is kind of obvious, Lavi...

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