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since: 08-27-07, id: 580389, Profile Updated: 12-25-12
Author has written 54 stories for School, Love, Romance, Young Adult, Historical, Song, Play, General, and Essay.

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Name: Emily

Please note the fact that the majority of my writing is from 2009 and it is now almost 2013 and I have grown up a lot since then so I apologize for all of it because it's mostly terrible.


1. Fandom and Fiction reviews
My report on the wonders of fandom and fan fiction for AP Language last year. All the citations are still in there, don't mind them. Ahem.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-14-11 - Complete
2. Ask, Tell reviews
The brief story of Oliver Ryan. Implied slash. Complete.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-13-11 - Complete
3. Body, Mind, Soul reviews
They say that Alex-yeah. They're saying he didn't even know." Deana's secret is out and Alex is alone. He won't talk about it, and nobody seems to know the full story. But Julian wants to get to the bottom of things. Complete.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-23-10 - Complete
4. Quick Monologues » reviews
I look everywhere for good monologues to audition with... and can never find any. So this is for you other theater people who need short monologues to use at auditions. I hope you find them useful.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-6-10 - Published: 8-4-10
5. Another Summer Day » reviews
Matty and Greg are seventeen and in love. No one knows what will happen when August ends, but for now… This summer is theirs for the taking. A series of the days in one summer of two boys in love. Slash. Rating MAY change. Maybe.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,041 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 7-24-10 - Published: 6-15-10
6. It reviews
CecilyUniverse! Yay. The boys and girl! of Honor Student Bumper Sticker are back! Only not really, it's mostly just Kenny, the gay guitarist. And... Cecily's brother? What? Well, whatever IT is, this is it. Slash. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-7-10 - Complete
7. Tomorrow reviews
Just a cheerful little song I wrote about child abuse. It's dark. I don't usually write such dark things. I mean, for me it's dark, for My Chem it's like standing in the shade kinda sorta. Anyway.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-7-10 - Complete
8. Make It Through » reviews
16 prompts for the 16 days of holiday break, finally posted. This is Brandon and Tanner's story. It's not hard to fall in love; it's only hard to stay there - especially when everything is falling apart. But we will make it through. Slash. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,996 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 6-5-10 - Published: 2-28-10 - Complete
9. Worth It reviews
Something wakes Jayden up. He goes to check on Kendall. Completely manly brotherly affection ensues. Not incest, sorry. Implied parent death, sibling custody. One-shot.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-24-10 - Complete
10. You Have A Guitar reviews
The fail getting-together that can only exist between Heather Ashford and Christian Cordiez. TISOBT universe. Oneshot. I had this written AGES ago and apologize for not posting it sooner.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-12-10 - Complete
11. Hangnail reviews
How could something so small hurt so much?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-17-10 - Complete
12. Crossroads reviews
Jeremy and Zack have always been best friends. Jeremy and Anna have always been together. Now Jeremy's at a crossroads... and doesn't know which direction to take. Maybe always is over. Slash oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,929 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 2-14-10 - Complete
13. The Inexplicable State of Being There » reviews
Brody Hansen and I, we had a system. I didn't like him and he didn't like me, but we both liked watching each other undress. That's just what happened when you gave good-looking, hormonal teenagers bedroom windows that faced each other. Full sum inside.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,144 - Reviews: 1092 - Updated: 12-8-09 - Published: 12-4-08 - Complete
14. This Is Nothing reviews
Sequel to "Start Again." Jett writes back. Take your f-cking starting again and shove it up your ass. Slash one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-21-09 - Complete
15. Start Again reviews
Actually, I wanted to tell you a story about what it's like. It's like I died and went to hell. MxM slash. Oneshot. Writing a letter was never this hard.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-17-09 - Complete
16. It's The Zombie Apocalypse reviews
Wrote it for a Creative Writing Club contest. It's supposed to be a horror contest, but this isn't scary, so... er... I fail? Anyway. The zombies are coming! Run! Wait, don't, because zombies never tire and they will eat your brain! Slight slash. Oneshot.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-30-09 - Complete
17. Escaping The Closet reviews
And the car, and the fire, and the hobo, and the ER, and the Russian Mob... This is not bad luck. This is insanity. "Only YOU would come out the day AFTER National Coming Out Day." Slash. M/M. One-shot. Kind of crack!fic-y.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,026 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-12-09 - Complete
18. Reformationists in Love reviews
Written by my friend, because AP Euro... can get a little sexual? Luther/Zwingli slash. I know. But trust me, here. It's butt-f/cking hilarious. Oneshot. Rated for a REASON. As the author himself would say, "Yum."
Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 10-6-09 - Complete
19. Perfectly Natural, Naturally Perfect reviews
Just getting everyone in the James and Cameron mood before -if- I post Changing The World. How James and Cam got together, right here. Thxgvng, 2008. MxM slash. One-shot. TISOBT universe. Can be read separately from TISOBT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-10-09 - Complete
20. Heartless reviews
How James and Cameron of TISOBT broke up. M for non-graphic, but still entirely there, reasons. Bisexuality. Mentions of slash. Complete. "Long distance relationships never work out anyways."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-6-09 - Complete
21. Of Course reviews
Het oneshot. I know, I'm full of surprises. Patrick and Jamie are used to being on their own. But every time their mom leaves, Patch gets increasingly worried. What if next time she doesn't come back? Of course, the boys will always have Mica. Of course.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-22-09 - Complete
22. Waiting For Justin Jameson reviews
MxM slash one-shot. "Are we just like, friends-with-benefits? Or are you actually going to have the balls to call yourself my boyfriend?" And of course, the drama ensues for Chris and Justin. Rated for a reason, though not an entirely graphic one.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,897 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 8-15-09 - Complete
23. Grounded With a Chance of Breakup reviews
MxM slash. One-shot. Ellis is GROUNDED. No phone, no internet, no visitors... so how's he supposed to tell Jesse that he didn't REALLY want to break up? Uh-oh. Problem. Rating for language. /For Subconscious-Flirt/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-14-09 - Complete
24. It'll Be So Epic reviews
A birthday present for a Mexichondriac. Oh, yeah, that's right, I said it. Based on a true story. Tu eres un gringo. Lo siento.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-14-09 - Complete
25. The Future Doesn't Make Much Sense reviews
Keegan's been trying to talk to Spencer all week, but Spencer's been avoiding him. What could be the cause of this sudden... avoid-y-ness? That's what Keegan wants to know. Maybe if he follows Spencer around long enough, he'll find out. Oneshot. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-2-09 - Complete
26. The Wicked Child reviews
Elijah invites his friend Peter to his house for Passover Seder. With a million aunts, uncles, and cousins, not to mention his parents, Bubbe, and Zeyde, what could possibly go right? But maybe Peter likes him in spite of all that. Oneshot. MxM slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,831 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 4-16-09 - Complete
27. So Perfectly Taught reviews
Luke's family is a little less than liberal. But what's a curious Catholic boy to do? Shouldn't he find someone to answer his questions? Hmm. Maybe Dev has some of the answers...? Fluff. Oneshot. MxM slash. Rated for language.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,332 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 4-9-09 - Complete
28. Just Like That reviews
Ryan's trying to figure out what's wrong with his brother, while also dealing with his love for his best friend Sara, all while watching baseball and hoping to go to the Sadie Hawkins' with someone halfway decent. Poor Ryan. Fluff. Het and Slash. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,745 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-31-09 - Complete
29. Disneyland Is Not Responsible reviews
... For Any Lost Or Stolen Boyfriends. Freak-of-Spade's March challenge. Patrick and Owen get lost in Disneyland. This could either be the most romantic night of their lives... or it could be a complete disaster. MxM slash, one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,320 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 3-17-09 - Complete
30. All I Ask Is That You'll Be There reviews
This is a kind of random poem-y thing. It's slash. Everything about one makes the other sick. But sometimes love is more than having things in common. T for some language.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-1-09 - Complete
31. Perfect Asian Superstar reviews
Perfect Asian Superstar. That's who Patrick is. To his parents, to his teachers, to everyone. But when he decides to tell his parents that he likes boys, how will they react? More importantly, how will his best friend's brother react? MxM slash one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,984 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-21-09 - Complete
32. Gay As His Wristband reviews
x"Which, if you didn't notice, is a rainbow."x Stupid fluffy MxM one-shot. What else do I write anymore? Jon's staring at the new kid's wristband... and, now that you mention it, at the rest of him. Hmm. What could happen? Not FLUFF! No. Of course not.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-19-09 - Complete
33. Facing His Piano reviews
Dark to fluff. Kelley plays piano. Brendon listens. MxM slash one-shot. "Kelley sat beside him, cross-legged, facing the back wall of the theater, examining the layers of curtains that hid it. Facing his piano." Different than my normal style. Enjoy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-19-09 - Complete
34. Chipmunk Cheeked Chase reviews
x"It's not the same without the alliteration."x Poor Chase has his wisdom teeth removed, resulting in... well, a swollen mouth, for one thing. Luckily, Pete's there to help him out. An MxM slash, fluffy, pointless one-shot. The usual. Enjoy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-18-09 - Complete
35. Somewhere Hiding Underneath reviews
For Freak -of- Spade's February challenge. Harper feels, sometimes, like he doesn't belong. When he finds a boy who comes from a place so different than his, what will Harper do to make him fall in love? Slash. Oneshot. M for freakish sexual references.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-17-09 - Complete
36. Your buttons are done up wrong reviews
Sam and Luke have some fun with the girls outside their dorm room at boarding school. Fortunately for their prank, these girls have big imaginations. Sort of slash if you look closely. Pointless oneshot. Enjoy. T for sexual references.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-15-09 - Complete
37. This Is For Real » reviews
Two Valentine's Day oneshots. The first is het, the second slash. For everyone who wants some fluff on the fourteenth. It's all about love, Spanish, and maybe even dancing in the middle of the street. Enjoy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,830 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-14-09 - Complete
38. Being The Submissive One reviews
Nicky has some issues with being the one who cares more. What's it going to take for Adam to prove he truly loves his slightly dense little boyfriend? Mindless fluff. They use this kind of fluff at Build a Bear. No joke. Oneshot, MxM slash. T for language
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-21-09 - Complete
39. The Ryan Look reviews
His eyebrows shot into his bangs and he looked at me out of the corners of his honey colored eyes, and his mouth twisted into a cross between a smile and a reprimand. That was the Ryan Look. And sometimes, it made me kind of love him. M/M, fluff, oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,012 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-2-09 - Complete
40. Behind the Sea reviews
Max has a problem called obsession. A Ryan Ross obsession. But there comes Ethan, hoping he can change that. Oneshot, not a songfic, MxM slash. But it's harmless, fluffy, cutesey type slash. Enjoy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-30-08 - Complete
41. Wishful reviews
Sequel to Thankful. Stephanie goes to Braden's house for Christmas... what could happen once you involve the beautiful next door neighbor, mothers drunk on eggnog, and some mistletoe? A lot, apparently. Oneshot, very fluffy. Enjoy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-25-08 - Complete
42. Maybe Truths and Half Lies reviews
x"Just because you're the only other homosexual I know doesn't mean I'm going to fall for you."x Shawn has known Aiden since, well, forever. But if there's anything worse that proving himself wrong, it's definitely proving Aiden right. Slash. oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-12-08 - Complete
43. And You're into Chocolate Spoons reviews
My first attempt at Slash. Jason decides to let Russ know exatly HOW obvious one can be. And maybe he'll discover what purpose chocolate spoons have on the way. Then again, maybe not. Oneshot. Harmless fluff.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-6-08 - Complete
44. Cecily reviews
She helps them write their songs, and she's in love with their lead singer. What's the most cliched thing that could happen? Having to write a love song... for herself. Fluffy and pointless as usual. Been working on this on and off for awhile. R&R, please
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-1-08 - Complete
45. Thankful reviews
Stephanie's liked Braden for quite some time now. Here's what happens on Thanksgiving, when it's time to find out what they're truly thankful for. Fluffy, pointless, you know the drill. Readers appreciated, reviewers loved. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 11-27-08 - Complete
46. Just Do It reviews
x"The kiss could have been described as sweet or innocent. Except for the fact that Jack had a girlfriend. And I wasn't her. Rewind. I want to explain how all of this happened."x fluffy fluff fluff. pretty cute, i think. oneshot. r&r, if you please.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-25-08 - Complete
47. Just So reviews
x"The problem with Aaron Aderholt was that he was just so..."x Mia can't stand him. Or so it seems. Maybe there's more to her hatred than meets the eye? Fluffy oneshot. It's all about forgiving, maybe, but never forgetting.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 11-11-08 - Complete
48. What's a picture worth? reviews
Colin and his camera; Marina and her notebook. All four by the dock at sunset. What could possibly happen? Oneshot, fluffy, cute. Please read and review.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-15-08 - Complete
49. Of Buses and Blind Dates reviews
Rae wishes she could sit alone on that crowded bus. Jonathan has different ideas. Pointless fluff, but well written if i do say so myself. please read and review.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-20-08 - Complete
50. Is this what they're teaching you kids nowadays? » reviews
A collection of various, humorous poems written in my various, nonhumorous classes. I hope you enjoy! Please read and review!
Poetry: School - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-7-08 - Published: 2-23-08
51. Eyes of the Sky reviews
Chloe was looking at the sky, which was an interesting shade of blue that night. Random, pointless fluff. Oneshotness. Cute and romantical. Please read and review!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-27-08 - Complete
52. A Game He Could Win reviews
Joey was awful at video games. Kevin watches as his little sister looks at Joey and sees that maybe this time, Joey has found just the game for him. One chapter, pointless fluff. Pretty awesome, if I do say so myself. Please read and review!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-18-08 - Complete
53. Painting Gray Walls Blue reviews
Eileen is doing the laundry one night, thinking about how ugly the washroom walls are, when she gets an unexpected visitor. One chapter, pointless fluff, very very fun. Please review.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 5-18-08 - Complete
54. What is love, anyways? reviews
A bunch of random stuff... mostly just me trying to sort out my jumbled thoughts. Pretty poetic effect, though, if I do say so myself. R&R, if you please.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-22-08 - Complete
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