HIIIIII I'm Kimmy. I'm a girl... duh... make one man joke and die!! erm... i mean i'm sixteen YAY. And I love to write stories and what not. I don't tend to write realistic things, my stories are normally horror or fantasy or supernatural. I do tend to bring romance into my stories so... ya... but I don't write sex stuff. no no. I'm too young lol.
Fave things to say:
"BBBLLLUUUEEE."
"A rose by another name wouldn't smell as sweet... because I use pure poison perfume!!"
"OMG you're a (insert audiences gender here)"
"And then they went to the shop to buy a packet of crisps"
"MUFFIN MAN!!"
"Seriously, if you want to be childish and have a go at me then go ahead but please at least let your insults be original..."
"I am a smart little angel really... It's just that when I fell from heaven I hit my head REALLY hard."
"you have to kiss alot of frogs before you find your prince." My uncle's tea towel
"I'll be back... with pizza." Unknown
if god wanted me to do excercise he'd have put diamonds on the floor."
Worst and funniest pick up line EVER:
"Baby I'm like a rubix cube, the more you play with me the harder I get." lmao.
soooo yeah that was my bio/profile thingy mabobby, I'll be adding in stories soon so please look out for me
xxx
Kimmy
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