Yep. Hi. I'm Elissa.
I am 1.12 dozen years old, but that number changes as the year goes on.
I live everywhere.
I like the things that I don't hate.
The end.

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1. Finding the Squid reviews

This is what I do with my French classes.

Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-19-08 - Published: 6-19-08

2. Your Mom reviews

Joe says "Your mom!" too much. What will happen when someone finally decides they can't put up with it?

Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-19-08 - Published: 6-19-08

3. The Dream Catcher » reviews

The amusing, the insane, the disturbingly macabre well, not too much of that, and the just plain weird. I have actually had all these dreams. Aren't you glad you're not me? Rated T as things may get even weirder as I update.

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-19-07 - Published: 11-14-07

4. The Not Very Mysterious Stories of Dustin Dorglas » reviews

The amazing tales of Dustin Dorglas. In one, his mother mysteriously goes away to Canada. In another, his shoulder is mysteriously tapped upon. And in still another, his baby sister is mysteriously born. Organized in chapters, for your convenience.

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-26-07 - Published: 10-26-07

5. I like hats reviews

When Nora, an ordinary girl in South Northwich, discovers the old man who runs her Market Basket is a murderer, how will she go about bringing him to justice? Opening sentence from the Writer's Toolbox by Jamie Cat Callan. Review for updates.

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-18-07 - Published: 9-18-07