Hi,

I'm Bella and I am currently 16 years old, about to be seventeen. I love reading, and writing even more! I'm an aspiring author, however as a side job. What I'd really love to do is work in some field of science, preferrably as an astrologer or get a PhD in genetics.

But I will always keep writing, no matter where my life takes me, so please read and enjoy!

~Bella~

You Know You Live In 2007 When...

1.) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave

2.) you haven't played solitare with real cards in years

3.) you know that the REAL reason you're not staying in touch with old friends is because they don't have a screen name

4.) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote control instead of just pushing button on the T.V.

6.) your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job

7.) as you read this list, you just keep nodding and smiling

8.) and as you read on, you think about sending it to your friends

9.) and...you were too busy reading to notice number five

10). you actually scrolled up to see that there was a number five

11.) and you are now laughing at your stupidity

If you totally fell for this, put this in your profile!

Marketing Concepts

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"

That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very
rich. Marry him."

That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say
"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."

That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten
your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for
her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say,
"By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"

That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says, "You are very rich."

That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm
rich. Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

That's Customer Feedback !

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am
very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.

That's demand and supply gap.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" she turns her face towards you -
she is your wife !

That's competition eating into your market share.

Favorite Quotes:

"You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear!"

"Oh yeah? Well, I think your pants are cheesy! Oh buuuurnnn!" -my friend, Chryssy

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."-Rhett Butler, Gone With The Wind

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" -Marry Poppins

"Life is like a box of chocolates-you never know what you're gonna get." -Forrest Gump

"Oh, did you call me a bitch? Well, a bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are nature, and nature is beautiful-thank you so much for the compliment!"

"Shuts don't go up, PRICES DO!"

"So I'm not cool, am I? I'm down with that. Cool is another word for cold, and the opposite of cold is hot. Yeah, I know I'm hot-thanks for acknowleging it."

"I son't shut up, I GROW UP! And when I look at you, I THROW UP!" -Stand by Me

"Bond. James Bond." -James Bond

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ATTENTION:

If you think my work needs, well...er, work, then PLEASE email me or something, or leave a review-that would be even better! Thank you, and I just want it to be the best as it can possibly be.

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If you want me to write in a specific genre or a certain story, feel free to email me! I love getting them!

~Bella~