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since: 08-30-07, id: 580699, Profile Updated: 05-23-09
country: United Kingdom
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Author has written 7 stories for Haiku, Romance, and Horror.

Yo there. (:

I'm Katie-Ellen, but call me Katie, Kate, or whatever you come up with that can relate to my name (:

I'm 16. I live in England, up in the North East. I'm kinda plain; dark-brown wavy hair dyed dark red, hazel eyes, 5'11"...ok, maybe that last part isn't so plain, but hey, 2 outta 3 kind of settles it.


I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole! ;)

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1. Mystery of Rockingham Manor reviews
Twyla, Edward and Jim move to a new house. A big house. Its nice at first, but will it ever let them leave? Contest Winner.
Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-23-09 - Published: 5-23-09
2. A Blaise of Lacey Love reviews
What do you do when one of your best friends wants you and her brother to fall in love? Yes, it might sound romantic. But really, he almost gives me a concussion, loves to annoy me, most of the time thinks he's Gods gift to woman. Romantic? Yeah right...
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-19-09 - Published: 1-19-09
3. Black Rose reviews
Black Rose
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-11-09 - Published: 1-11-09
4. Darkness Within reviews
Fear
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-11-09 - Published: 1-11-09
5. Good enough for you? reviews
Not enough
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-11-09 - Published: 1-11-09
6. Death reviews
Dedicated to my Granny.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-11-09 - Published: 1-11-09
7. Ugly reviews
How I feel
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-11-09 - Published: 1-11-09
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