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| emily ophelia |
Author has written 44 stories for Life, Family, General, Humor, Love, and Haiku. This creature is called Emily. Femmacular. Twenty-two years old. Scorpio somehow born under the sign of Aries (lunar Virgo). Snake. Enneagram type 4w5. Native Marylander sometimes in exile in Nevada. Definitely born in the wrong decade, if not the wrong century. Obsessive, penitent, esoteric, self-defeatist, and probably too much like myself for your taste. I have been known to feel more comfortable sleeping in a cemetery than in a house, as well as to do whore dances on the lunch table at school. Children trust me. My native language is English, mais j'adore vachement parler français, ich spreche Deutsch, y tomé cuatro años de español en escuela. I believe in ghosts, the perpetual existence of a way out, and Machiavellian principles. I hate people who hate France. I make it a point not to hate any individual person. It is very difficult to offend me. I love fruit smoothies, long drives to obscure historical sites, dancing around in my knickers to music you'd probably hate, and more than my fair share of dead men. I am a writer, a musician, a linguist, a philosopher, and a proud member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. I am always someone's friend. I am a non-militant vegan, so you don't have to hide your cheeseburger from me, just keep it on your side of the table and we'll get along just fine. I am also a frequent blood donor (blood type AB-) as well as an organ donor on my driver's license, so I may well save your life someday. And if you're here that means you're a writer, which means I think you're pretty awesome. Seriously. It's great. Keep at it. ;) P.S. I want to thank everyone who reads and/or reviews, including lurkers. I don't usually answer reviews unless you ask me a question, so. I'll just thank everyone here. :) | |||||||
1. inventory reviewsI lost a lot more than my son.Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-8-08 - Complete2. as you are reviewsFor a girl who was once my best friend, upon the birth of her child.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-8-08 - Complete3. psychological autopsy reviewsI wonder at times what they're going to say about me.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-8-08 - Complete4. possible impossibility reviewsWhen I'm nervous I stay up late at night cooking. Apparently I also write poetry.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-8-08 - Complete5. quick fix reviewsFor my deceased son, born four months early.Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-8-08 - Complete6. desperate measures reviewsYou think it too.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-8-08 - Complete7. resignationWe all have to die sometime.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Published: 11-8-08 - Complete8. proof of purchaseIt only took 1,266 days.Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Published: 11-8-08 - Complete9. a poem reviewsFor my girlfriend.Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-8-08 - Complete10. a chronicle of misspent youth reviewsThis is how I'm going to get back at you until the day I'm brave enough to punch you in the face.Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-2-08 - Complete11. confessions of an aspiring suicide reviewsI was a regular ray of sunshine when I was 15. For serious.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-2-08 - Complete12. 89There was a time in my life when I wanted to weigh 89 pounds. This is a relic from that time.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Published: 8-2-08 - Complete13. to one confused, from one certainI wrote this about someone who makes me very angry. My future brother in law, as it were.Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Published: 8-2-08 - Complete14. reckoning reviewsFor my son. Three years later.Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-12-08 - Complete15. to a ghost reviewsIt's hard to be the one left behind.Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-11-08 - Complete16. a thunderstorm as seen from a cemetery reviewsHow existential.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-8-08 - Complete17. on lesbianism reviewsWell, I've been relatively fortunate.Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-2-08 - Complete18. broken engagement reviewsBitter? Me? Nah...Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-31-08 - Complete19. the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir toFor my son. Props to Shakespeare for the title.Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Published: 4-10-08 - Complete20. the foolishness of menWomen can be little bitches. For the boy who loves me.Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Published: 4-10-08 - Complete21. the world is flatIt must be, because if it isn't, where have you gone. For my son. Third assignment for my poetry class.Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Published: 3-16-08 - Complete22. what god has joined together reviewsFor my former fiancée.Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-28-08 - Complete23. your ophelia reviewsBecause I find you're acting like my Hamlet. And I love you too much for me to survive this. For my former fiancée, and the second assignment for my Poetry class.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-21-08 - Complete24. 10220315For my son.Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Published: 2-4-08 - Complete25. the rockville roller rinkI used to go skating there as a youngster, before they replaced it with an automotive store. Oh, doesn't that make me sound old. The first assignment for my Poetry class.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Published: 1-23-08 - Complete26. recessionFor my fiancée, and the boy who loves me. With regret, but honesty.Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Published: 1-6-08 - Complete27. flatline reviewsIt would be a valiant effort, though. For my fiancée.Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-6-08 - Complete28. obligation or a lack thereof reviewsJust because I am yours doesn't mean you have to be mine. For my fiancée.Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-6-08 - Complete29. magnum opus reviewsFor an unborn child.Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-3-08 - Complete30. inheritance reviewsWhat Elle left to us. In memoriam.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-1-08 - Complete31. the blackjack dealer's suicide note reviewsI have played my hand to the best of my ability.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-18-07 - Complete32. elle's cremation reviewsFor my friend Elle, whose parents decided to have her cremated after threw herself in front of a train.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-15-07 - Complete33. trinketI dream about your ring sometimes. For Elle.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Published: 12-6-07 - Complete34. self inflictedFor Marianne, who shot herself.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Published: 11-30-07 - Complete35. hagiographyThe life, and in this case, the death of a saint. For Elle.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Published: 11-29-07 - Complete36. to elisabethFor my unborn daughter, who I don't entirely trust to not die like her brother did.Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Published: 11-21-07 - Complete37. blood and water reviewsIn which one is not always necessarily thicker than the other. For my son.Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-13-07 - Complete38. 17 reviewsA moment in time.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-11-07 - Complete39. a grammar lesson reviewsBecause we all need a little brushing up once in a while. For Elle.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-4-07 - Complete40. act v scene v reviewsMacbeth is an awesome play.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-4-07 - Complete41. derailed reviewsA remnant of my 16 year old psyche.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-4-07 - Complete42. preventive measuresFor Elle.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Published: 11-2-07 - Complete43. ides of march reviewsFor my son. 03.15.05.Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-30-07 - Complete
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