|admit it.you luv me|
My name is something something and I live in Atlanta GA. It is a absolutely fascinating place sometimes...
My friends, I love them. They know I'm crazy, I'm the most childish person they know for my age. When I'm hyper (which is most of the time) they're lyke, "Shes high off of sharpies." and I LOVE talking. I cannot help it. I have gotten so many detentions (ouch) for talking in class.
Title: (Not yet decided)
Summary: "Why are you drinking blood?" I asked. He slowly looked towards me licking his lips. "Its not blood. Its just...apple juice." he replied. A young adopted girl named Samantha gets adopted by a family of vampires. She has lived with them since she was seven. What happens when a new vampire enters her life?
“ I have to fucking eat, you shit head — now stop bitching at me! "
"Bitch-slap that asshole!"
Mr. Garrison: Say “hi” to Sexual Harassment Panda!
"A wise man once said, "Go ask a woman."
You're just jealous 'cause the little voices in my head don't talk to YOU!"
"Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an ass."
"Dear God...please make everyone die. Amen."
"Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer."
"If pain is beauty, I must be fucking gorgeous."
The good die young... Us bitches live forever!!
-emo accent- Hi... I'm cocoa, the happy fish...
Forever isn't as long as it use to be.
IT'S IN YOU FREAKIN CAT!!
There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!
I live in a worls of Rainbows, hearts and Unicorns. The rainbow is only in shades of grey and black, The hearts are broken and bleeding and the unicorn are cutting them selves with their horns... All in all it's my perfect life=D
Life was so simple when boys had cooties
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
“Zina turned Asian!”
“Stop wasting the goldfish!”
“The cello's not a crack addict!”
“Stupidity is never an excuse.”
Carrie: Isn't that the guy from Jackass?
"I DID NOT THROW A CAT AT DAMON'S FACE!"
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Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
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92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.
If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile.
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