All You Need to Know About Panda:

-not really a panda-
-obsessed with chocolate-
-thinks in incomplete sentences...-
-...and fragments...-
-loves quotes-
-romance-
-comedies-
-getting even-
-oh, and REVIEWS!-

Current Obsession: ROOMATE NEEDED by imames
(Up for a laugh and a little revenge? Then this is a must read. Only 6 chapters so far, but hopefully she'll continue soon ;)

- xoxoxo -

Fun Facts & Quotes:

"Ha-ha-ha! Isn't that fun? I got these from Jack's Jokeshop back in Pennsylvania. Remember, if it ain't funny, it ain't worth Jack!" (Bryan slaps Stewie) "Ahh! Bitch."
-Stewie and Bryan, Family Guy

"What's going on down there?"
"I have absolutely no idea. Two of them are hugging, and the rest of them are standing around clapping."
Church and Tucker, Red vs. Blue

"What's a bubble-shield?"
"It's an indestructable and impenetrable shield which can be deployed at any time!"
"Right, because when I think of indestructable and impenetrable, I always think: bubble."
-Simmons, Grif, and Sarge, Red vs. Blue

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

His left is not necessarily your left.

No matter how old you are, when parents yell at you, apologize promptly and do something nice to make amends. When your boss yells at you, let him wear himself out before apologizing, then ask for a raise. When friends yell at you, yell back. Friends have no control over your financial success.

Bad guys would always have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for some meddling kids.

Motherly Advice: "I don't give a damn who you date, just be prepared to take responsibility for his mistakes. There will be a lot of them, and you'll get the blame for every single one."

As a realist, you don't see the glass as half-empty or half-full. You observe the glass and what's inside it.

"If a man says something in a forest, and a woman isn't around to hear him, is he still wrong?"
-Unknown

"To shank. It's a verb."
-Comcast commercial guy

When eating out, always say it's your birthday. Even if they card you and say you're lying. Either it works or it doesn't -- but usually you'll get a free dessert out of it.

If your server is male, chances are he's a pothead. If your server is female, chances are she's got an attitude.

“Haven’t you ever sat on a toilet and had the sudden thought, ‘this is weird’?”
—Haley

-xoxoxo-

Character Photos (and favorite quotes)

Wild Ride: -- "And so if I just walk away from this meeting with the knowledge that I’d turned my back on a damsel in distress and a little boy damning his soul by committing such a foul sin as blackmail, well I just wouldn’t feel right for days (Garret, Chapter 3)

Anna Wilde
Garret Thompson
Jeff Parker
Drew Thames
Anthony Hopkin
Stacey Kirk
James Ryland
Damien Wilde (add maybe 10 years)
Uncle Tom
The Uncles (imagine them slightly older)

UPDATE: Panda's stories "The Bright Side" (aka "Can't Catch Me") as well as "Dusty" have been taken down for maintenance. Please excuse any inconveniences or heartbreak this has caused.

Not a Show for HBO: “Actually, Princess, that’s exactly what I’m trying to avoid. But if you’re so damn intent on fighting with every single one of us until you’ve proven you’re Queen Bitch, stop there. Point proven.”

Diana Whitney
Luther Giorgio - (use your imagination that his head is shaved)
Jack (Reginald) Gander
Zeke Gander
Miranda David
Molly Gander
Kelly Gander
Charolette Gander
James Whitney