This Happens to be the Profile of Joan of Snark, Reviewer Extraordinnaire.
So, right, here's how it is.
You're bored, I'm bored.
To slightly lessen my boredom, I review things, and bestow the fine authors of fictionpress with my informed opinions.
You write stuff (probably).
And I write stuff too, and if you can believe it, I've now posted something.
In my reviews I will be completely honest about your work (you being anyone I am generous enough to review).
So if I think it's an insipid piece of shit, I will be sure to let you know.
You should probably note that if I review one of your stories then at least it elicited some kind of reaction.
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Remember: Nobody Cares.
K sweetie?
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Essentially, I am a purveyor of what I like to call deconstructive criticism, known to the layperson as ripping shit to shreds.
It's a hobby.
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About Joan of Snark.
Called: Joan.
Is: Female. For your sake I hope that was obvious.
Looks: Sexy. Accept without question.
Feels: Amazing.
My hair: Is damn good. And blue.
Interests: Sex, drugs and literature. All at the same time.
Last book that I read and liked: The Brothers Karamazov by Dostoevsky. It surprised me. And Alyosha is a cute name.
Last book that I read and disliked: The Time Traveler's Wife by Audrey Niffenegger. Could've been ok but wasn't.
The book I'm currently reading: The Obscene Bird of Night by Jose Donoso.
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More?
I got style.
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See you around.
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