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8/13/08--CHAPTER 15 IS UP AND SUMMER IS ALMOST OVER!! NOOOOOOO!! Summer is almost over! Waaaaa! Well the good thing is that you get the chapters up faster because i have nowhere else to go!! So lucky for you guys!! WOOOHOOO! YOU BETTER READ THE DAMN CHAPTER!!

7/21/08--CHAPTER IS UP AND SUMMER IS AWESOME!! Heller there! Just lettin you know the 14th chappy is up and runnin, so review you fools! F.Y.I i am reading the Vampire Chronicles and they are freaking awesome! Been through a lot lately and right now my friends (GAy and Bi and are twins) are freakin AWESOME for being there for me! I LOVE YOU GUYS!!

5/20/08-- CHAPTER THIRTEEN IS UP AND THE SCHOOL YEAR IS ALMOST OVER!! Yes, chapter thirteen is finally up and running! And the school year is almost over! only ten more school days for me! And i am ready to go on to the next grade already! Pheew! The only thing is that right after school ends, two days after i have summer school. But might as well get it over with right?? Well, check out the new Chappy!!

3/28/08-- I HAVE COME BACK WITH A VENGEANCE!! Daaaaamn, daaawwwg! It has been a while & I am back! With a boyfriend, the old Gravian High, and a stalker!! YEEEEAAAH! Anywho, just decided to stick with the old Gravian High! So you know... goood for me! Anywho, I'm baaack! And soon, my little ones, soon I will have Gravian High 13 up!! AND I GOT ROCK BAND!! IF YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED IT YET, PLAY IT!! I PLAY THE DRUMS!! I CAN PLAY THEM ON HARD!! YAAAAY!

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Name: PSST! my name starts with a CEEE sound. My first and last name's meanings are "Black" "Dark" My mom calls me her "Fag Hag" since I have so many gay freinds like she does.

I Will Marry: Apperently myself... since i am just that fuckin' awesome!

Sex: Yes please! naw, im joking, i am a good little virgin girl. (Yeah right) I meant about the "good" part, pervert! But female is my sex. Hehe.

Age: I look waaaay older than I am so even if I told you how old I was you wouldn't believe me!!

Height: 5"2... yes im short... sniff, sniff.

Hair color: Dark Brown almost black.

Eye Color: Shit brown...

Hair Type: Rihanna's hair cut... People loooove playing with it...

Relationship: None. I dumped him! :)

MUSIC

One good thing about Music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.- Sublime...

The music is all around you. All you have to do is listen.- August Rush

Brand New Nine Inch Nails Good Charlotte, Nirvana, Kittie, Blink -182, My Chemical Romance, Foo Fighters, Sublime, Soundgarden, Rage Against the Machine, From First to Last (not since Sunny left tho) um, Three Days Grace, All American Rejects, A.F.I, System of a Down, Simple Plan, Mindless Self Indulgence, Dashboard Confessional, Korn, Oasis, Panic! At the Disco, The Police, Cobra Starship, Flyleaf, MetroStation

Movies: TOO FREAKIN MANY!! INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE, QUEEN OF THE DAMNED!!

Foods: Almost anything with sugar, and pizza. Yes, pizza is good. Chinese food good too. Dr. Pepper is my crack. and anything with caffiene yummm. But i hate chocolate, well i like it in only in butterfingers, cakes, ice cream, twix, icing, well just not chocolate Bars or Hersheys. i want to like it but, it gives me a headache. I LUv Ferrero Rochers though. TwAAAAnG!

Colors: Black, blue, and red!!

Words I Never Could Really Spell: Saterday, tomarrow, jelous, duck tape, apperently... yes, i'm pathetic... tear...

Video Games: ROCK BAND KICKS MY GAY MEXICAN ASS!! GUITAR HERO! even though i only played it for a month i freakin love it! Although i do not own it. All the Halo games, ALL THE KINGDOM HEARTS!!, Super Smash bros (I OWN THAT GAME) Madden, there's more but i just do not want to name them right now.

QUOTES:

THESE ARE ALL TRUE EVENTS... THE QUOTES ARE REAL, SAID BY ME, MOVIES, FREINDS, OR MY COUSIN...

"You should really go up to the students and tell them about not drinking"- my cousin "What should i say?" -me "How about, 'don't drink, or you'll end up looking like this.' That would scare anyone out of drinking." -cousin "...Fuck you..."

--"God, i'm freezing my balls off." "You have balls?" "Not anymore!" - me and my friend Amanda.--

"I'd like the Asian balls basket please?" -my friend Brittani

"So, did anyone read the packet?" (teacher) "yeah, i read it six times!" "really?" "No." - guy in Us history class.

"I always feel like i have something on my face..." "Yeah, it's called ugly"- cousin and me.

"God, i'm so gorgeous!"... "Whatever you have to tell yourself..." -me and cousin.

"i look so good in this!" "Who lied and told you that?" - sigh once again, my cousin

"Where'd Matt go?" "He's up your ass... he got lost and is having trouble finding his way out, it's so fuckin fat." - me and freind Mimi.

"That is so funny! Why are people so funny?"- freind, Heather...yes she's blonde.

"I wanna punch you in the stomach... But i'm afraid it'll get sucked up into your fat!" -HAHA!! I told that one to my cousin.

"Why did your computer freeze up, when you were looking at Jessica Alba again?" "Oh, because it was jacking off to her pictures"- akward conversation i heard at lunch.

"You suck..." "Oh YEAH?? WELL IM GONNA THROW UP IN YOUR MOUTH!!" - really dumb comeback my friend Amanda said cuz she couldn't make up a better one...

"COME BACK!! I WANT TO TOUCH YOU!!"- me at sea worl when a dolphin swam away from me...

"Oh yeah, dude. i slept with three senior girls in my freshman year. They were all-" "Blind? Cause that's the only way you'll ever get laid." - i said that to my cousin! Haha! I applaud myself on that one...

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, YOU'RE cool, and FUCK you! I'm out!" - halfbaked...

"You have hair on your chest." (Grabs it off) "I'm sorry, i try to shave it all off every now and then" - locker rooms, it was a STRAND of hair people.

(my friend is wearing a shirt with cat eyes on it, where the chestal area is) "Your pussy's sticking out" - my friend's mom told her that.

"Okay let's have a staring contest. If you win, that will prove that you are indeed good at everything..." -me "okay, fine but, you'll lose."- cousin "Go!" tick, tock, tick tock... "ARGH!! IT BURNS!! MY EYES!!" - let's just say, he lost...

"Well, no, cause me and my friends was at my house and-" "WAIT, WAIT!! BACK UP! You have friends?" - i got him back!!

"Aw, man that's fucked up..." "Awe, come on Chris, me and you both know that nothing's more fucked up than your face." - i was on FIRE that day!! Woo, MAN i LOVE fighting with my cousin!!

(I witnessed this) at my cousins football game, his friend comes and hugs him from behind. "Have you ever made love to a man?"- his friend "No." cousin "Do you want to?"- his friend "Hell No!!" "Shh, shh, don't fight it, just let it happen..." -- that was the wierdest thing i witnessed this past month... but i found it hilarious!

"Wow, i found out that this one chick screwed up her face so, they used skin from her vagina to put for her lips!!" "Yeah, and ever since then they have been calling her fuck face." -i told that to my friends mom... and she replied with that!

"Ugh, it smells like shit in here!" "Sorry, my bad." - me and my friend Brette.

"Why don't you go down to the bakery and get yourslef a sluuuut muffin?" - im pretty sure it's from something else but my friend Austin said it.

"The 11th commandment... Thou shall not have sex before 11:00 am." "Wow, i never heard that when i was in church." - me and friend Kyler.

"Good Morning Starshine! The earth says... GET THE FUCK BACK TO SLEEP!!" -me

"Your about to get fucked by the extra long dick of the law!" -Superbad

"He's just using Tex-Mex..." "You're MOM'S Tex-Mex!" "Oh, well my mom's Tex-Black." -my friend Jacoby.(yes he's black)

"No one else can grab (insert what you think my name is)'s shit except me!" -My friend Jacoby... that was wierd...

"Have no fear for I am Shit Man!!" -Jacoby...again... sigh, i can't believe i still talk to him...

"Everyone is welcome into our colony, except for polka dotted people with herpes... oh! (looks to partner) dude, why'd you write that?" -said by an emo kid with absolutely NO emotion at all... it was hilarious...

"Would they just leave the fucking lepricon alone?!" - me after watching a lucky charms commercial.

"Do you think blind people think they're beautiful?" - me.. not meant to be offensive but, i was just wondering...

(Guy get's kicked in his balls) "Aww, does your pussy hurt Sam?" -guy who kicked him. "Pussy? What?" -me "PUSSY?? WHERE?!" -friend Lindsay.

"We are all whores in some way." - Beerfest

"There's a whole in the world like a great black pit and it's filled with people who are filled with shit and the vermin of the world who inhabit it." - Sweeney Todd

"Is it wierd having a vagina?" - D.A "I dunno. Is it wierd having a dick?" -me "Yes, yes it is!" - D.A.

"Hold on- my ass is vibrating!" my phone was in my back pocket and rang.

Oh. god im having a mindfuck... yes, mindfuck. here let me break it down for you...

Mindfuck- when you're mind is completely blank, you're talking and yet you still have nothing going on in your head. You want to think about something yet- you cant. OR when you are trying to think of something but nothing is coming to you and you're mind's blank... YOU MAY USE THIS WORD-BUT! just remember were you heard about it... ; )

About REVIEWS...

I enjoy reviews... and cunstructive criticism. I'm NOT SO HOT ON FLAMES!! Although, it takes A LOT to piss me off, entirely, don't go throwing around flames, or else i will flame you back... MUAHAHAHAHA!! cough-choke-cough Blech. Ahem...MUHAHAHAHAHA!!

Stories in Progress

Gravian High: Ray Mitchell has a bad past, and is blamed for her parents death, although she tends to hide her sadness. She is an orphen along with her hot older 3 brothers. What happens when they go to a boarding school, and cross dress her as a guy, just so they won't be seperated? New love and Rivals are formed! Terrible summary. Male on Male parings, if it bothers you don't read. Yay! as of right now i have 2000 hits on Gravian High!! I LUV ALL OF YOU WHO READ THIS STORY!! 11/3/07

It's All I Ever Wanted: Rachel's life sucks. Her mom's dead, her dad beats her, and the only thing she has is her friends... What happens when she goes into a world where everything she wanted came true? which world will she end up choosing? Slight slash... I wrote this story in the beggining of the sixth grade, i was obsessed with two major things... Good Charlotte and Johnny Depp... So yeah... anywho sorry if its wierd but, hey its a story! Hmm, i'm kind of iffy on this story... I might continue, i might not, i'll see where it leads me!

Made To Wonder: I was an assassin. I chose that life, and I don't regret the innocent lives I've taken. That life is over now, and I changed. i want to repay those I killed. I am a wonderer, I don't want anyone special. So just forget and move on, right? I wish it was that simple... I have had this idea in my head for so long it hurt. so i decided to finally write it...

Songs and Poems

Unforgotten: Just wanted to put it in the song section! It's originally from Gravian High and i wrote it like in five minutes.

Lost In The Moonlight: A song that wouldn't get out of my head FOREVER!! So i finally decided to write it down! Yipee! Im not so sure if this one is going to be in Gravian High or not...