| queen-of-the-sand-castle |
Author has written 30 stories for General, Romance, Spiritual, General, Humor, Life, Fantasy, Song, Friendship, Nature, Humor, Sci-Fi, and Young Adult. I am the think-of-it-like-it-change-it kind of person, so please be patient if my pen names vary. I am extremely apologetic if my frequently changing pen names annoy you, but remember: at least the stories are still the same! ;-) On me... My name: Random Word Artist, queen-of-the-sand-castle, Pengirl, Isabel North, Dessamae...none of which is my "real" name, but take your pick. My age: Young. Spirited. Must I say another word? My style: Outgoing. Outrageous. Self-righteous. Crazy. Funny. Wild. Daring. Unique. Weird. Strange. Mysterious. Flamboyant. What makes a personality? My friends: The same. My attitude: Sarcastic, humorous, realistic...rude, but in a good, funny kind of way, and only to the people who deserve it. My "adorations"--things I adore: Books, particularly Harry Potter and Artemis Fowl. Free time. Wind. The ocean. My best friend. Food. Adventure. Food. Rain. Beautiful places. Beautiful nature. Magic. Humor. Food. My "despisations"--things I despise: Ignorance. Shallowness. The Twilight Series defends self from mad fan girl mobbers. Corniness that's not in parodies. Cheesiness that's not in parodies. My "disorders": OCHD--like Obsessive Cullen Disorder, but Obsessive Cullen Hating Disorder. Exessive Randomness. Inability to control flamboyance at times. Dirty mind. Obsessive Writing Compulsions. Obsessive Perfectionistism. Mood swingy-ness. Hiccupy laugh. Addicted to food. Addicted to books. Addicted to fun. Obsessive Harry Potter Loving Disorder. Tendency to joke. I'm working on it. "No life without laughter is worth living--so live life laughing." "If your life flashes before your eyes...well, then, you haven't been doing very much with it, have you?" -Atikka "To see the beauty in a grain of sand is work of the angel's hand." updates July 28, 2008: Yay! Character pictures for my beloved Ever After! Stella Carrington: http://images.inmagine.com/img/photoalto/faaahr/faaahr000039.jpg Kit Taylor: http://www.aolcdn.com/ch_kids/jojo-300x400a100606.jpg Grey Starling: http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h117/wcw007/tv_sara_paxton.jpg November 20, 2008: PLEASE NOTE: I USED TO BE THE RANDOM WORD ARTIST SO A) IF YOU SEE THAT PEN NAME ON ANY OF MY STORIES YOU WILL KNOW WHY AND B) EVEN THOUGH IT IS NO LONGER MY PEN NAME IT IS STILL COPYRIGHTED TO ME AND NO ONE MAY USE IT WITHOUT MY PERMISSION December 24, 2008 a.k.a. CHRISTMAS EVE: HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!! I want to wish every reader and writer out there to have a merry whichever-holiday-you-celebrate and a happy New Year!! Now, moving on. I will try to get the latest chapter of Ever After up over the winter break. However, sadly, I have officially called time of death for Welcome to the Wonderful World of Love. Previously in a coma, WttWWoL has now passed into the void and has been discarded at the most exciting point of its storyline. I know. Life is cruel. But after I while I just kind of tired of WttWWoL. The characters seemed to get more and more shallow and weak to me, especially Holly. And the entire story was too unoriginal; I kept having this feeling like I was writing fan fiction. Blegh. So, let us all take a moment of silence to remember Welcome to the Wonderful World of Love, all the effort that was spent on it, and to thank all the faithful readers who reviewed and kept coming back for more. I am so, so, so sorry to have let you down, but I honestly believe that I should not be writing anything I'm not really interested in writing. And I would just like to let you know that it's a very sad time for me, too...I had the most reviews on WttWWoL...and I wrote so many chapters...sobsobsob I will leave WttWWoL up for myself and its readers, so that we may browse through its chapters and remember the departed days of storytelling. :'( :- ;) | |||||||
1. Him & Her » reviewsI stick around because your laugh is incredible and you sing like a fallen angel. I stick around because I know you love it whenever I give you daisies, even when you claim they're stupid. Okay? I stick around because I know the real you, and I love it.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-17-112. pretend reviewsShe promises herself that one day she will have it all, even if it all has to be just pretend.Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-29-10 - Complete3. The Exile FilesA defiant space princess, her irresistible conman ex-boyfriend, and one bewildered Earthling have 7 months to save Earth, survive being intergalactic exiles, learn to laugh in the face of death, and, of course, fall in love.Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Published: 7-21-104. What Does It Feel Like To Die?When your breath becomes too precious for their lies, is this what it feels like to die? When your breath comes sweet and slow, is this goodbye, or hello?Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Published: 3-22-10 - Complete5. Cindershamanama reviewsHer name was Shamanama! /And she loved her bah-nah-nahs / Shamanama was, to say /not quite the prettiest girl of her day /She had hair like ginger hay /and her laugh sounded like a donkey's neigh-a fairytale with a catchy, amusing twistPoetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-24-09 - Complete6. LOL Or Should I Say ROFL? » reviews...a look into the life and laughs of being a teenager. In the format of an IM conversation between two completely different high school besties. Quirky and hilarious, guaranteed to make you chuckle!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,852 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 9-22-09 - Published: 8-29-087. Singing You One Last Song reviewsWhen life pulls them apart, all that she has left of him is the memory of him singing her one last song.Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-23-09 - Complete8. Ever After » reviewsSo the story goes like this: I hate him, he hates me…you get the gist. Then he goes and loses his memory and forgets who I am and that he's supposed to hate me...but never has. And I'm still can't believe those last three words in the last sentence.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,675 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 7-6-09 - Published: 6-27-089. lull and waves reviewswelcome to my forgotten porthole/through which i gaze upon the ocean blue/where time sleeps soundly, undisturbed/no matter what the world will do. A whimsical poem about the mystery and beauty of the ocean.Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-25-09 - Complete10. today reviewswhat reason do you have to live for today?Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-30-08 - Complete11. The Handy Guide to PWNAGE reviewsHey, you! Yes, you! Having a little trouble with dissing lately? Fear not! The Handy Guide to Pwnage will teach you in the finer arts of pwning until you're a dissing master. Fee: mouse clicks and a sense of humor. Outcome: ABSOLUTE PWNAGE. Hopefully.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-17-08 - Complete12. KITTY! Ode to the Cat reviewsLove you now and forever, darling kitty. A must-read for all cat-lovers. A guaranteed smile!Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-30-08 - Complete13. Welcome to the Wonderful World of Love » reviewsShe never wanted the chick flick. She scoffed at the happily ever after. She hated it all. If she had to have anything, she'd have it original and realistic. Too bad she got a total cliche instead. DIED-will not be continued-sorry!Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,359 - Reviews: 134 - Updated: 9-16-08 - Published: 10-28-0714. Shadows on the Wall reviewsWe are but mere puppets sitting in a dark cave watching shadows cast on the wall by a fire that thrives behind us. - We sit and we watch shadows on the wall, shadows flickering and we think that what we see is reality.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-30-08 - Complete15. Undiscovered reviewsThe undiscovered has become the discovered because it's singing out tonight. It's weird, so, read, review, and don't ask.Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-21-08 - Complete16. Whispers reviewsThe town was quiet and still. The dim amber streetlights flickered feebly. It was midnight; hardly a creature stirred. Everyone was asleep. Everyone except Demelza.Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-31-0817. Less is More » reviewsRachel chuckled. Yup. Her eyes twinkled. So all this time you thought Jacque hated you, he was really calling you... Beautiful, I whisperedFiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,856 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 5-7-08 - Published: 10-3-0718. I Love You Too: 20 Rules to Being Your Best Friend reviewsI'll never stop embarrassing you, I'll humiliate myself to make you laugh, and when you say "I hate you!" I'll respond "I love you too," all because you're my best friend.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 5-5-08 - Complete19. Sagas of the Kookies » reviewsInsanity is what makes life interesting. A cute, lighthearted story for those who need a few good hearty laughs.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-2-08 - Published: 3-13-0820. Lost reviewsAnd now, Forever, You'll be lost, Lost to them...Lost to yourselfPoetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-19-08 - Complete21. Precious Memories reviewsWhen life pulls them apart, all she and he have are precious memories.Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-11-0822. Chasing Stars reviewsHe was sliding on the ice, having the time of his life, when she came along…and tripped him. He, with his entire bruised ego, swore he was going to "Death Finger poke murder" her…but he fell in love before he could.Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-13-0723. Raise the Flag reviewsShe was his best friend. His younger sister. He was her best friend. Her older brother. They grew up side by side, but at age 18, he's gone off to war...and she realizes she loves him.Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-10-07 - Complete24. The Meaning in Life reviewsWe often ask ourselves, "Say, what's the meaning in life?, Why do we struggle so hard?Why do we go through sorrow and strife?"Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-7-07 - Complete25. Let it Snow reviewsLet it snow, let it snow, Let go of sorrow. Let it snow, let it snow, The beginning of tomorrow. About a girl letting go after someone she loved yes a guy died. Very spiritual and emotional.Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-3-07 - Complete26. Less is More: Summer of the Spinning Acorns reviewsAh, acorns...it's amazing what those little toplike nuts can do to bring friends together. A snapshot of the past of the characters in Less is More.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-22-07 - Complete27. Over the Rainbow reviewsIs there fear over the rainbow? Is there hate? Are there second chances After you try too late? / A whimsical, wishful poem that is guaranteed to make you smile.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-14-07 - Complete28. London Lights reviewsLondon lights, twinkling, like the stars above. London lights, twinkling, as pretty as thy love.Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-7-07 - Complete29. English Rain reviewsDrip, drop, drip, drop, down falls the English rain. Drip, drop, drip, drop, to wash away all the pain. About a girl who finds comfort in a boy after her mother and sister die in a bombing of a train.Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-3-0730. The Notes of a Melody » reviewsStella flashed them a grin. I was waiting for that, she declared breezily. The best way to fight the nuns back for taking away choir and orchestra? Create our OWN secret choir and orchestra. BETTER THAN IT SOUNDSFiction: General - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,074 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-2-07 - Published: 9-28-07