Name=Jenna.
I live in Washington, the state of eternal rain, in the good ol' US of A. I'm 16, very eclectic, and extremely random.
Passions=Writing, Reading, Acting, Music.
Musical tastes are as follows: AMAZING. Haha, okay, but seriously, as far as genres go: Alternative, Rock, Punk, Screamo/Hardcore, 80s, Techno/Electronica, 50s/60s, Swing/Big Band, Classical, Jazz. Kinda like Casey.. character in the book I'm writing.. well, exactly like Casey.
My story, Blur, is actually a book I'm writing. Think of it as if Maximum Ride, Twilight, and Harry Potter all had a baby. Wow.. that'd be one sarcastic, messed up baby.. Ahem, AWKWARD, ahem..
But that may just mean slight plot similarities, or similar writing styles, so don't get any ideas!! And I'm not claiming to own any of thee above and I'm not plagarising anything, so all you lawyers can BACK OFF and stop giving me dirty looks!!
Just read it. I'm pretty proud of it so far.
I just have this really bad writing habit of getting an idea, then writing it down, but then I start writing it so I have all these little chapters or situations that are going to be in there eventually, but I kinda need to work on the beginning, so I have something to add them in to..
So I'm working on it. Bear with me.
FEEDBACK!! That's all I ask for. =)
Favorite Quotessss:
"The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has it's limits." --Albert Einstein
"If you cannot read this, please ask the flight attendant for assistance." --United Airlines Flight Safety Brochure
"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'." --Homer Simpson
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car." --Jack Handey
"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult." --Unknown
"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory." --Anonymous
"Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call." --Anonymous
“In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this lavatory.” --Les Dawson
“I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.” --Billy Connolly
“If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!” --Milton Jones
“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.” --Emo Philips
“Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.” --Carl Zwanzig
“When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.” --Jack Handey
“My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.” --Wendy Leibman
“I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.” --Jimmy Carter
“We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a dime. By the time I was 14, I owned my own home.” --Gene Perret
“I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.” --Steven Wright
‘Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said - 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way.” --Harry Hill
“Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.” --Oscar Levant
“I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said ‘Are you going to help?’ I said ‘No, Six should be enough.’” --Les Dawson
“Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.” --Emo Philips
“Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think its Colin.” --Tim Vine
“It's strange, isn't it? You stand in the middle of a library and go 'Aaaaaagghhh!!' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an airplane, and everyone joins in.” --Tommy Cooper
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