HEY EVERYONE!!

I'm S.L. Haze, and yes, that's my pen name and I'm not telling you what my real name is.

But anyway, I love reading, writing, playing soccer, spherical objects (hmm), Harry Potter, la poubelle (don't ask, I'm warning you now), Bubble Yum (why does the duck have a nose ring?), email affairs and a whole lot of useless stuff like Will Ferrell movies and the color green.

Most of my work is spur of the moment, so if it's really bad then you can probably figure out why. I like to hear what people think ("I hated it, go die in a hole", "This is the best thing I've ever read", etc., etc.) so please review!

The Story

Writing this is a very painstaking process for some reason, I just can't seem to get into the 'flow' of it. But I promise once I get the feel for it and redo all of the parts that are just fluffy dialogue (a lot), you will enjoy it... hopefully.

A Kink In The Hose of Life

Doesn't need an explanation honestly

HOW IT SHOULDN'T END/Insomnia

Meh... I don't really know what to say about these