Dear world,

Hello. This is me, believe it or not

Preferred Name: Snowdonia(It's a Welsh mountain range, for those who don't know. And, of course, it's not really my name).

Nicknames:(I have many)Snowy, Yorkshire rose, anti-fanfiction, The Dark Lord Esor, russian-tree-spirit worshipper, nintendo-nerd, freak of nature, Field-Marshal, High Preistess Snowdonia(Or sister Snowy)and Datatrak Master

Date of Birth: Smarch the 13th. (Yup, I love the simpsons)

Location: Some random place in england. Which happens to be my secret lair, disguised cunningly as a hovel. No wonder I'm a dark lord.

Gender: Female. Yeeeet...I'm a lord. It as much sense to me as it does to you, trust me.

Hair: Short and blonde(Blech...)

Eyes: Dark Blue, but really, really small.

Personality:Very nerdy, very different(I own a t-shirt that has 'proud to be different' in eight languages!!!!)

Mates:Well, considering I get around the country so much, I don't have that many friends. 'Cos I'm asocial I guess. Oh, yeah, mates, sorry. Hmmm...Well, from school:eruthiel, Hi if you're reading, Anna P, yo man, Kate H, hellloooo, Beth, peace man, and Steph, I'M SORRY!!!!There, I apologised all over the internet, are you happy now?From Yorkshire, the old gang, James, Joe, Timmy and ... that evil genius, my best mate,freddie. And Hebe and co. And Jacob, who I unfortunately haven't seen in ages. And newly found e-mail friend who shall remain namless, who is still a friend even if I've never met her. I know she exists. Don't ask how, I do have physical proof.

Ultimate Aspiration: Martyrdom. Preferably, killed while trying to assassinate some evil communists/world-leaders, or, executed by a howling mob for my anti-fanfictional beliefs. Ta-daaaa!

Heroes of the fictional worlds: Bertie Wooster(for his sheer stupidty and good nature), Remus Lupin(gotta love him) and The Doctor(just...brilliant)

Heroines of the fictional worlds:Princess Leia(for her regal-ish and commanding nature, and 'cos she's not that good looking,)Midna from zelda:twilight princess(for being so brave, and utterly amazing), Holly Short(well duh, she rules) and Gina, from porco rosso (I just so admire her for some reason).

Fave books: Harry Potter series, mortal engines series, Redwall+angel's command series, all the Iva Ibbotsons, Sheryl Jordan's books, all the Chrestomanic series, No.1 ladies detective agency series, The Once and Future King and loads of other stuff I can't remember now. Oh, and a Midsummer Night's Dream was FUNNY!!!!!

Fave Films: Pirates of the Carribean 1,2 and 3(Esp. 2), Simpsons movie, Airplane, Blues Brothers, Beverley Hills Cop, Johnny English, Jerry Mcguire, Rain Man, Porco Rosso, Only Yesterday, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, Phantom of the Opera, Laputa castle in the Sky, Howl's moving Castle

Least fave books: ERAGON!!!!(see www.anti-shurtugal.com for all my reasons) and the God Delusion, Richard Dawkins. It's not so much as what he's saying, but how he says it. His style of writing is so darn irritating, and just 'too clever'. He should stick to science, and learn to 'not critisie what he can't understand.'

My fave villains: Ganondorf(the KING of evil), Sauron(despite the fact I have no idea what he's like, 'cept that he's a villain)Voldemort(one of the greatest villains ever), Davy Jones(indescribably cool) and, worst of all, Chris Paolini.

Fave music:Bob Dylan, Queen, David Bowie, Van Morrison, Boomtown Rats, Bruce Springsteen, The Eagles, Simon and Garfunkle, 10cc, The Who, and in classical, Rimseky-Corsakov or Greig.

Ta-daa!!!!Have a nice life!!

Snowy