Hi.

I'm Chad.

I'm 21.

I'm 86.2 percent gay.

I'm a gay cowboy.

Yeehaw!

I'm proud of my sexuality, but I don't go out and flaunt it. I think rainbows are overrated (as is doggy-style, but I won't go there. . . .even though I just did). I love to read and write, I've been writing since I was about fourteen (hopefully I'm better now than I was then.) I graduated from Western Washington University in 2007 with a BS in Biology (I majored in Agriculture Sciences, minored in psychology.) I plan on working with the USDA (Department of Agriculture) I'm a pretty cool guy, I appreciate humor (wet, dry, mild, sarcastic, crude, I love it all) and I'm pretty laid back.

I love my fag hags.

I can't dance to save my life.

I LOVE music (and, for the record, I don't like country that much and I can't line- or square-dance)

I've already posted on Fanfiction, and I probably won't post anything on here until this summer, but I write mostly adult slash stories (most of which are too graphic for this website anyways) but I promise I'll post anyways. Um, if you feel the need to get ahold of me, email me or contact me through my myspace (I'm private, so you'll have to add me to see my profile). Beware: both my email and my myspace names are extremely original. Not really.

http://www.myspace.com/cow_boy_chad

Chad.N.Zimmerman@gmail.com

I hate my father (he's an asshole) I love my mom (I'm a mama's boy) and my brothers and sisters are all disgustingly normal (seriously, I'm the only ABnormal one.) My childhood is a sob story, I'm a recovering self-mutilator, I've never done any hardcore drugs, I've never been arrested, I used to rodeo until I got the shit beat out of me by 1500lbs of pissed-off bull. That was probably the most fun I've ever had. sarcasm

Likes

Food

Barq's Root Beer

David Cook

CHOCOLATE

Musica

Reading

Writing stories that will never get finished or posted

Bev Doolittle paintings

My sisters

Dogs

Gum

Walking around barefoot and/or naked

Family Guy

The Simpsons

Futurama

American Idol

So You Think You Can Dance

House, M.D.

Heroes

The Da Vinci Code (book)

Angels & Demons (book)

Mark of the Horse Lord (book)

Harry Potter (yes, that's right)

The Twilight Series (Jacob Black is my soulmate. . . .)

Stephen King

Dean Koontz

V.C. Andrews

J.R.R. Tolkien

C.S. Lewis

Dragons (they're awesome)

Quills (mooovie)

Josh Groban

Disturbed

Audioslave

Norah Jones

Led Zeppelin

Metallica

Journey (Woo hoo for Arnel Pineda!)

Shinedown (their cover of Simple Man was UH-MAZING!)

Adele

Daniel Bedingfield

Fur Elise

Sarabande

Playing Fur Elise and Sarabande on my out-of-tune piano

Acoustic versions of pop/rock songs

Rock

Grimm Fairy Tales

Gummy worms (only the red and clear ones)

Reading fanfiction

Myspace

Belching really loud in public places

Being a gay American

Java Monsters (I LOVE THEM)

Dislikes

Racism

Fascism

Ageism

Sexism

Any form of Prejudice, really

Egotism

Angst (even though I experience it frequently)

Depression (it sucks ass)

Hypersomnia

Insomnai

Alternating bouts of Hypersomnia and Insomnia

American democracy

One-ply toilet paper

Road Rage

Excessively ignorant people

Bible thumpers

Slivers

Spiders that make me scream like a girl (ALL spiders)

Noisy icemakers in refrigerators

Sunburn

Stubbing my toes

My own jealousy

Cheating boyfriends

Abusiveness (people, drugs, animals, fictionpress updating)

Moronic people

Assholes

My dad (Sorry, that was redundant)

School (Skool iz fer loooozers)

When people sing louder than me in MY car. :o(

Cell phones

Verbal defecation

Santa Claus

Any other kind of root beer other than Barq's (there's no comparison, really)

Half-assed transvestites (if you're gonna do it, give it 110percent)

My MP3 Player

I like to fingerpaint with my nieces as well as make noodle necklaces and various other glitter-fied arts and crafts. I draw the line at joining their glue-eating cult. Seriously. Disgusting. I like movies and TV in moderation, the last movie I saw in theaters was Sweeny Todd, so you can tell I don't get around to that very often. I don't know what else to say, so I'm just going to leave you with a poem I'll make up on the spot:

Roses are red,

Daisies are white,

I am not a poet,

This poem is total shite.

Yay.

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