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| The Sham |
Author has written 22 stories for Romance, Young Adult, General, Life, and Humor. Former penname Shampain86. Some old stories, (hopefully) improved and redrafted, as well as some new projects. oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo I figure it's high time I put something other than that stuff up there on here. So hi. I am of the female persuasion, of questionable sexuality, 22, Virgo, USA. I've been writing for as long as I can remember, drawing even longer than that. ONTO THE FUN STUFF, K? I usually have one new story every month or so. Mostly oneshots, because I fail so hard at writing multi-chapter fics. As those of you who've read Best of You know by now x.x oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo Links and Stuff Also, if you wanna, download the An Ode to Maybe Soundtrack, Volume 1. | |||||||
1. Best of You » reviewsSLASH/MM Quarter-life crisis. Fun times, right? Add a gorgeous callboy I might be in love with, unwanted encounters with an ex, and things just might get interesting. Rated for strong sexual themes, mindless smut, and cursing. R&R Repost/redraftFiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,112 - Reviews: 102 - Updated: 4-24-11 - Published: 3-4-102. Crickets for Fluffy reviewsSlash/MM ONESHOT In which Randy gets a mullet, a better haircut, crickets for Fluffy, and a date with the guy of his dreams. Rated for vulgarity, implied homoness, and multiple mentions of mullets. For BroucFiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-21-11 - Complete3. Let It Happen reviewsOneshot::Slash Galen's an athiest with touch deprivation trying to make his mark as a writer; Addison's a business student who always looks for love in the wrong places. Boiluv ensues. For Lo Slash::OneshotFiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,493 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-3-11 - Complete4. Coffee House Stalker » reviewsSlash/MxM Oneshot I'm not going to lie. I've pretty much been stalking some guy for the last two weeks. I don't know his name; I could figure it out of I tried. I'm just people-watching. The same guy. Every weekday. Not weird at all, right? Smut warning!Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,528 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 11-22-10 - Published: 11-9-10 - Complete5. Rapture » reviewsSLASH/Short story. And still, I will go out and pick up guys, let them use me, make me dirty all over again because the only thing that makes me feel anything even remotely close to real in this world is the guilt. Strong M rating. COMPLETEFiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,723 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 10-2-10 - Published: 4-21-10 - Complete6. Stellar reviewsSlash/MM Two months at a camp for high school drop-outs. My own personal hell? I thought so, but it actually turned out pretty Stellar...Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,426 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-10-10 - Complete7. I Am reviewsAn anaphoric poem about a boy who becomes a man and everything that happens in between. Strong M warning, implied Slash/MxMPoetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-16-10 - Complete8. An Ode To Maybe » reviewsMeet Joe, a guy down on his luck who's tired of looking for Mr. Right. Meet Abby, who's nothing like what he usually looks for. Add a Greek wedding, a cougar attack, and maybe something happens. Maybe. Rated M, for Mature.Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,849 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-19-10 - Published: 4-3-109. Reason Why reviewsSlash/mm There are hundreds of reasons why I avoid Erick while we're in public. The fact that he just jacked me off under the table should be one, but really I just can't wait for him to do it again... Slash, short oneshot, smut.Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-17-10 - Complete10. I Like That » reviewsSlash/Oneshot Davy's a sheltered farmboy, Emilio's an Italian rogue with an eye for cute boys. A hot summer, a pizzeria, an otter cub, and smut. Rated M for m/m sexual content.Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,375 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-14-10 - Complete11. Where The Lines Overlap reviewsSLASH/MxM/Oneshot Chandler thinks I need to stop being such a slut. Casey thinks the opposite, with the exception that I should be a slut for him only. For Lo.Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-27-10 - Complete12. Dog Days Are Over reviewsSLASH/MM Lyric and Garret, sequel to Lyrics & Mistletoe. College life, a birthday, and lots of the lovable Lyric to make you squee. R&RFiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-13-10 - Complete13. Big City Nights reviewsSLASH/MM Oneshot. A bartender stuck in the monotony of club nights meets a cocky arrogant dancer he loves to piss off. Rated for GAY smut, absolutely no plot, language, and because all of my fics are rated M. R&RFiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-11-10 - Complete14. Just A Matter Of Time reviewsSLASH/MM Chris and Adam fell in love when Adam was too young and Chris was too scared. What happens now that they're both older, bolder, and ready for some action? Smut, that's what. R&RFiction: General - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-8-10 - Complete15. Guernica reviewsSLASH/MM Oneshot sequel to Life, Death, and Raspberry Tea. "You're weirder than Guernica, Jackie," Logan tells me with a smile, but I'm not the one bathing in lavender oil and firelight.Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-7-10 - Complete16. Flawed reviewsSLASH/Oneshot "I am alone. I have never been more alone in my life, save for the day before today and the day before that." Rider may not be as alone as he thinks. Rated M for a reason. Slash, smut, adult situations.Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-6-10 - Complete17. Boning Lauren reviewsSLASH/MM It's Halloween. Mikah and Lauren are working as "scarers" at a haunted barn/corn maze. Two teenage boys alone in a barn house loft YAY SMUT. Warnings: Slash/gay sex, Napoleon Dynamite reference, hardcore gay porno, and YOUR FACE HAH. For James.Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-26-10 - Complete18. Kind of a Drag reviewsSlash/MM for scharlie18. Life for Stosh is kind of a drag. Will his best friend, and self-proclaimed "weird kid," Robby help liven things up? AGIAN: SLASHFiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-20-10 - Complete19. A Collection Of Short Slashy Oneshots » reviewsSlash/MM written-by-prompts extremely short fics for when I have severe writer's blockage. Warnings: Slash, language, violence, angst, fluff. Read and review, or PM me to suggest prompts for future use :Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-18-1020. Lyrics and Mistletoe reviewsSlash/Oneshot In lieu of detention, I find myself cleaning the high school auditorium after a Christmas concert. The only thing that keeps me from ditching is the fact that Lyric is here, flitting around the room like a hummingbird. M/MFiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-8-10 - Complete21. Life, Death, and Raspberry Tea reviewsSlash/Oneshot It's just me again, sitting alone on the rooftop of our apartment building. I'm waiting for him, contemplating life and death and craving raspberry tea. Jackson is quirky, Logan is quiet and broody. Together, they're golden.Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-7-10 - Complete22. Enjoying the Mundane reviewsOneshot/Slash I'm in love with this boy and every day I thank my lucky stars for him. For his second chance at life. And I enjoy every minute, especially these mundane moments curled up with him under the warm spring sun as we both drift off to sleep.Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-7-10 - Complete
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