BlatantSarcasm is a group of three friends at Los Osos High School, where their insightful--or, if you'd rather, insane--story appears in the prestigious Grizzly Gazette. They are namely: Lariel K’Leafvalon, Elizabeth Robyns, and A. Janison.

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About the Authors:
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Lariel K'Leafvalon is tied in first place (in Janison's opinion) with Elizabeth Robyns for the coolest person of the year award.

Elizabeth Robyns is tied in first place (in Janison's opinion) with Lariel K'Leafvalon for the coolest person of the year award

A. Janison is an aspiring novelist, who looks to one day enter the literary canon with her novel Ceneca: a modern, Animal Farm/1984-esque piece that she hopes will annoy the English students of the future for decades.

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In Robyn's opinion, K'Leafvalon falls somewhere below first place, probably tying with Janison, herself. She also understands that it is common knowledge where she lives, and wants to let her partners in crime know that she is hiding very stealthily from the probable wrath from her comment.

She would also like to ask why Janison gets to be mysterious with an unknown first name, but ignores the option of prying in favor of poking fun at K'Leafvalon's... unique... name.

Elizabeth Robyns is also an aspiring novelist, one who's too lazy to try and be more original with her description, and who wishes to one day bring to life the characters currently making residence in her mind. She doesn't think she'll succeed.

Also, most everything that comes out of her mouth is to be treated with wary caution.

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Janison "gets to be mysterious" because she chooses to. 'Cause she's just that cool.

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Lariel K'Leafvalon is just the KEWLEST of them all:

No, serious, though, she's awesome! Why? Because she's me...?? ...ok I promise she's actually not conceited--not really anyway..

K'Leafvalon is ALSO an aspiring author.. She has been working on (but not completing...) different manuscripts for several years now..probably since the time she realized she could not be a "princess" for her career... But anyway. While she wants to contribute to the literary world, she also has other, very DIFFERENT ambitions for her future.. She wishes to start her own fashion line--no, not exactly Mary Kate and Ashley...or Hilary Duff... But something of her own. She has enjoyed designing since she learned that certain colors only matched other certain colors..

One note to Robyns: K'leafvalon believes--no, she KNOWS that her name is the best. Because it's just awesome. And amazing. And amazingly cool. Thus, she commands Robyns to avoid poking fun at K'leafvalon's uniquely beautiful name.

What is K'Leafvalon doing RIGHT NOW?

1) wondering why we are all speaking in third-person.

2) hoping that readers actually understand our "blatant sarcasm"-ness.