I wish I had a ton of free time in which I could read all of the wonderful stories on FP. Alas, I do not. I hardly have time to read the words I type as I try to get all these annoying stories out of my head. I really want to read more stuff!
So, I thought I would try something new and actually say some things about myself on here:
My real name starts with the first letter of the alphabet. There are very few letters in my name.
I am somewhere between the ages of 8 and 87 (Internet cookies to anyone who recognizes the significance of this line). I feel so old compared to everyone else on FP. But then again, not really. And I swear I'm not really a granny. Nor a mammy. I am an auntie though, does that count for anything?
I actually put a picture of myself on my profile! Okay, so it's only the back of my head, and there's two of me! It's a before and after shot of my recent hair cut, which was a very traumatic experience for me, as I was completely bald until age 2, and that was all the hair I had grown during my entire life. No, not really. I lie sometimes.
I have 2 college degrees in two completely different fields. Unfortunately, I am no smarter than your average monkey.
Speaking of monkeys, when I was in high school, I had an obsession with the little primates. I made up this story about me being "Sunny, Queen of the Monkeys," which basically just proves how insane I am.
One time I -literally- ran into Travis Barker, the drummer of that band Blink 182 (does anyone remember them?), as he was coming out of a bathroom in a gas station. Really. St. Louis, May 2002. Don't ask me what I was doing standing outside of the men's bathroom in a gas station.
When I was a child, I thought that these bales of hay that we would see out in fields were dinosaurs. Yes, I thought hay was a dinosaur. Shoot me for having an imagination.
I have a friend who says I should write for sitcoms. I think it has something to do with the fact that I come up with random stuff like this all the time. Personally, I think that sitcoms should write for me. That would make my life a bit more entertaining.
I make no sense 99 percent of the time, as you can see here.
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Feel free to PM me about ANYTHING. I love getting messages, even about random things not related to this site. Randomness is good. I like turtles.
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And now, I present to you, something I NEVER thought I would do... character photos for Relationships, Pie, and Other Complicated Stuff. It took me forever to come up with these, because no one was perfect enough to fit the roles I had pictured in my head. Let me know if you have someone you think is better in mind! I won't care at all because I am not 100 percent pleased with these.
Marc (Matt Ryan is a football player! He's actually one of my favorite picks)
Layne (Nicole Mazurek is an Australian actress; I really like her too. And actually, this is Layne AFTER she stops wearing the ridiculous make-up)
Allyson (Meagan Wood: She's is a drop-dead gorgeous actress! Just imagine a little silver stud in her nose for Allyson)
Scott (I couldn't resist; I just had to put Jude Law...)
Wes (Wes was the hard one... NO ONE was good enough to be Wes. In the end I settled for Dougie Poynter from McFy.. minus the earrings)
And now I'm going on and adding even more characters... I asked for some help from someone who turned out to be the master of coming up with people for me. I just described the character and he named 5 or 6 people in about 5 seconds. And I picked the ones I liked best!
Julia (Jayne Wisener: actress from that Sweeney Todd movie)
Mike (the girls' dad/step-dad - Hirosho Abe: he's a Japanese model/actor. Isn't he a hottie?!)
Lisa (the girls' mom/step-mom - Tichina Arnold: American actress)
The guys' dad (Hugh Laurie: I couldn't have asked for a better person for this one!!)
The guys' mom (Just for fun even though she's not a big character... Laura Linney)
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The Last Khalid stuff: So here is a link to the painting that inspired this story! I don't actually picture him (not saying his name here so that I won't spoil it for anyone who hasn't read the story) exactly like this, but it's kind of what I had in my mind. Seriously though, in my mind (where the picture has been stored away for years) I thought the demon was darker-toned with creepy bright eyes. Maybe I am thinking of that horse thing that's off to the left. What the heck IS that thing? It's weird. I should brush up on my knowledge of this painting again... it's really cool. Oh wait, I get it... it's a MARE. As in, nightMARE. Hahaha. Brilliant!
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