HELLO! HELLO!
Name: Brenda (Sayoko)
Age: ...why would I tell you? But I'll give you a hint, I'm still in high school.
Height: 5'6"
Weight: ...
Gender: Female
Sigh: Capricorn
Chinese Zodiac: Ram (Either way, I still look like a sheep.)
I have a twin, who has stuff up already, I'm still in the process of typing up the first chapter to my story I'm putting up, but with the poor computer access I have, it will take a while. My twins user name is, Yin-san. We both have a fanfic account as well, except I'm the only one who puts stories up there, have seven different ones. Anyway, she prefers stories of her own, which she never gets around to completing to my great annoyance. I like my own stories, every now and then, but I like to use other peoples characters an make an AU(Alternate Universe).
Oh, and to tell everyone, school sucks. Particularly high school.
My quotes, by me!!:
When they created the word stupid, they were describing you.
The darks secrets are not so subtle hidden. Its human ignorance that keeps it hidden.
Born from realities heart, I was chosen not to fit.
Fates foreshadowing the darkness that taints this world.
WARNING: Becareful when playing with fire. You might hit the backfire button.
Talk to me, I'll ignore you. Annoy me and I'll stab you. -Created for my twin, Yin-san
Favorite Quotes:
Always borrow money from a pessimist. They never expect it back. -Unknown
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day. -Bill Watterson
If confusion is the first step to knowledge, I must be a genius. -Larry Leissner
A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything, but the value of nothing. -Oscar Wilde
It was previously a question of finding out whether or not life had to have a meaning to be lived. It now becomes clear, on the contrary, that it will be lived all the better if it has no meaning. -Camus
Good friends will help you move. REALLY good friends will help you move bodies. -Unknown
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to by her friends? -Unknown
Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them. -Unknown
It takes 42 muscles to frown and only four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me. -Unknown
Success comes before work... only in the dctionary. -Unknown
My mother told me not to talk to strangers. I never talk to myself anymore. -Unknown
I'm funny, your funny looking. So, we have something in common. But I still don't like you. So go away. -Unknown
You just won't leave me alone, will you? Yah know, people like you are the reason why people like me need medication. -Unknown
You see this away message is really sad, but funny at the same time. The sad part is that you expect me to reply to your message. The funny part is that I'm sitting here looking at the screen, laughing. -Unknown
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run like hell. He hates that! -Unknown
Someday we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. -Unknown
Being taken for granted can be a compliment. It means that you've become a comfortable, trusted person in another person's life. -Joyce Brothers
D.A.R.E. Drugs Are Really Expensive! -Unknown
She paints a perfect picture, she tells a flawless lie, she sings a song of beauty, and a haunting lullaby. -Unknown
Life is never perfect, I'm not always fine, the sky isn't always blue, and the sun doesn't always shine. -Unknown
Now, for my joy, parts from fanfics that I've read and found funny, I love humor stuff.
DN Angel Fanfiction:
Dark sighed, shaking his head in mock dissatisfaction. "Looks like we can't spell 'denial' without a Dai!"
Daisuke sent Dark an odd look. " ...Yes we can."
"If you take out the 'e' and the 'n' and the 'l' in denial, and then scramble up the three letters you have left, what do you get?"
"Ida isn't a word, Dark," Daisuke informed his cellmate, feigning obliviousness and speaking with the slow, helpful tone one would use when explaining something to a child.
"DAI, DAMN IT!"
Tsubasa Chronicles Fanfiction:
"Come back here, stupid mage!" He shouted.
"If I do, will I get hurt?"
"Yes!"
"Than no, I won't come back."
And he continued running.
DN Angel Fanfiction:
Aku groaned and turned his back to him, he grumbled into his pillow, "Another nightmare?"
"Your face is a nightmare, now get up."
Too tired to notice that he'd been insulted, he snorted and went back to sleep, only to have his blanket pulled away a minute later, "Give me back my blanket you tardhole."
"Your face is a tardhole, get up loser."
The other teen growled and sat up, "Your face is a loser, now give me back my blanket."
"No."
"Give it!"
"Never!"
"Damnit Dark! Give me my freaking blanket!"
Dark huffed, "Your face is a freaking blanket!"
"Shut up Dark!"
"Not until you wake up, you fat piece of lard!"
"Your face is a fat piece of lard!" He sat up angrily, "There? Happy?"
"Your face is happy."
"What is this? The insult of the day?"
A moment later he sighed, he walked straight into that one as Dark replied with a grin, "Your face is the insult of the day."
"Well anyways, get your face to shut up so my face can head down and take a shower okay?"
Dark pouted, "That just ruined the fun."
A smug grin made its way onto his lips, "Your face ruined the fun."
And this is all I have time for, since my sis(not twin) hid my plug and the battery is almost dead.
Laterz.
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