Well, I decided I was bored and had nothing better to do than to humour myself and try to update this stupid, sad excuse for a profile.
- My sorry excuse for a name is Dalia Larissa.
Twelve unnecessary letters people. When you think of a first name, you don't exactly go for the longest.
Then again, I feel more sorry for my awesomely weird friend Chrys. I spell it that way because it's short for Chrysanthemum. Yup, that is his first name, indeed.
- I am fourteen years old, respectively. And if you make fun of me for my freakishly young age I shall respectively kick your butt.
Did I mention I have an unnecessarily short temper? Well I do, short as a dwarf without his boots.
(Do dwarves wear boots? but that's besides the point)
- I live in a place not so, far, far away (take that Grimm brothers!). Though I am paranoid to fault and should probably never tell you where I do live.
Not that you'd want to stalk me, that's a total deathwish. Besides the fact that I am irritatingly weird, my dad has a reputation for being..well...gun obsessed.
And that's one of the reasons we never did get along like two peas in a pod.
- My best friend makes me look gay.
It is so true. I mean, honestly, I say more gay stuff around her than an actual gay person says to their significant other. But it's all cool, I have fun freaking the homophobics out.
- I not-so-secretly secretly am plotting the untimely demise of a girl in my year.
Don't misunderstand, I'm not a homicidal freak--most of the time--she and I just...don't get a long, you could say.
We're total opposites, in the bad way. She's kind of like my antagonising force.
- I am a total smartass when it comes to English.
Yup, I'm afraid I'm every English teacher's nightmare, the girl who corrects them.
xD
Favourite quotes:-
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, Mate," Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp), Pirates of the Caribbean.
"With any part you play, there is a certain amount of yourself in it. There has to be, otherwise it's just not acting. It's lying." Johnny Depp.
"The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants." Johnny Depp.
"When kids hit the age of one, they're like miniature drunks. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh, then two minutes later they're crying. They drool." Johnny Depp.
"The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." John Lennon.
"If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd be peace." John Lennon.
"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans." John Lennon.
"Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted." John Lennon. "Some things are so completely ludicrous that a man must laugh or die. To die laughing must be the most glorious of all glorious deaths!" Edgar Allen Poe.
"The ingenious are always fanciful, and the truly imaginative never otherwise than analytic." Edgar Allen Poe.
"I became insane, with long periods of horrible sanity." Edgar Allen Poe.
"Love is two minutes fifty-two seconds of squishing noises. It shows your mind isn't clicking right." Johnny Rotten.
"The Last 'Heartbreak of the Century' was less than a minute ago, Darling, get over it."--Myself.
"All good things last around two minutes, then you get over it, what's left over is the wonder that it ever happened,"--Myself.
"You're my best friend because--Not because I love you, not because we've known each other for fourteen years, not because you know me inside out without need of an autopsy, no no, you're my best friend because you're the man with the kickass cooking."-Al~x.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie
And with strange aeons even death may die." HP Lovecraft.
"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." Henny Youngman.
"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays." Henny Youngman.
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Henny Youngman.
"I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in- law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in." Henny Youngman.
"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late." Henny Youngman.
"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." Oscar Wilde.
"The secret of life is to appreciate the pleasure of being terribly, terribly deceived." Oscar Wilde.
"Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong." Oscar Wilde.
(Upon meeting a rather strange fellow I have the audacity to call a friend) "If you should, perchance, plan to stalk me, I would be the unusually colourful bloke standing next to an awkward tall fellow all the time, I would be the bloke who wears enough makeup as to not pass as a drag queen and not so much makeup to be classified as a clown. I am terrified of balloon animals and my favourite past-time is jumping off cliffs, how about yourself?"-(Cole/September)-Lee Valentine.
(At that point I was utterly speechless. He's a writer too, I keep on trying to convince him to join here but he always says something charming and throws me off focus. The idiot.)
Favourite movies:-
Equus, A Clockwork Orange, 1408, the Martian Child, Shawn of the Dead, the Muskateer, Chicago, IT, the Secret Window, Pirates of the Carrebean, From Hell, Edward Scissorhands, Garden State, Juno, Don Juan De Marco, Identity, Sleepy Hollow, Ed Wood, Happily Ever After, Corpse Bride, Nightmare before Christmas, Beetle Juice, the Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy (2003)
My favourite book list would simply be too long so I won't bother.
I am a cat person.
I hate spiders, cockroaches, centipedes, millipedes, wasps, hornets, most bugs really. But spiders are the worst.
I love snakes, lynxes, wolves.
I can think best in the shower, Physics class.
I detest the colour yellow.
I love the colour green.
I hate hot weather.
I like warm weather.
I love rainy, stormy weather.
When it comes to snow I prefer watching it fall than rolling around in it.
When it comes to swimming I like sitting in the water, or at the edge of the beach and feeling the waves wash over me more than actually swimming.
When it comes to my weird freakish habits (which are a lot, for the record) Ha! You're dreaming if you think I'd tell you.
That is all.
Contact details.
YIM: Switching_Music. (I have two others, but I only give those to people I'm willing to talk to in any mood.)
MSN: dalialarissa@hotmail.com (Excuse the lame email, I was eight, stupid and strangely submissive, and my mum made it for me.)
EMAIL: goldenpheonix94@mugglenet.com
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